Being new to the org I would like to offer my services and experiences whenevr possible. Most guys would love to date a nymph but I 'm tellig you fellas it takes a lot of hard work, discipline, and whole lot of stamina. So here are some useful tips good luck and may God be with you.

1.BEANS!!!! ARE OFF THE MENU!!!!! trust me you don't want the ramifciations of the after effects of beans at inoppurtune times
[This message was edited Fri Jul 30 14:13:37 2004 by lil1]

lil1 said:

2. Moisturize!!!! rug burn is fun the frist day, but then infection sets in an now were talking missionary position

3. Lubrication!!!! nothing like dry humping a nymph to tarnish an evening

You are fucking insane!!

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

Thanks

4. Drink plenty of water you need to replentish vital fluids

5. Be mindfull of your "fuckface". Your banging a lot more now, and your momma was right it just might stay that way. There are only 2 appropriate times for the "fuckface" first while fucking and second while doing shots of whiskey DO NOT SHOW UP AT A PRE SCHOOL OR PARENT /TEACHER NIGHT WITH THE "FUCKFACE"
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6. Keep a tool box next to the bed in case she wants to get creative

7. S&M, bondage, whips, handcuffs, harnesses, leather, latex, rubber (ooohh especially rubber), costumes, masks, hoods, nipple clamps, melon ballers, and pickled eggs. Ain't nothing wrong with that Try to keep an open mind

8. MANSCAPING, MANSCAPING, MANSCAPING!!!!! She might be into beastiality, but if she wanted to fuck a gorilla she would Try to remove some of that unsightly body hair

9. Fucking in public is a good thing,but try to keep something close by in case you get caught Because the public loves naked chicks, but they hate a fat ass hairy white dude

I know I know you say "you work out and manscape" well I hope your a better fuck than a liar because even the skinnest dudes have a fat ass and we know you didn't take my advice on manscaping
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I like this Cat!!!

10, Slapping her ass enhances the pickle tickle

You've just made my night!!
Thanks..

noepie said:

Your welcome

Trippy man, Trippy!!

Now, I need some money and pack of caps, and I'm gonna

lil1 said:

What's pickle tickle?

~*~Bunny~*~

11. Watch alcohol conumption, its okay to party and have fun with your nymph, but over indulgence is not recommended. Getting too wild with your nymph will result in her doing the same, one minute you will be having fun and the next thing you know you will be waking up at the bus depot completely naked handcuffed to a goat.

lil1 said:

You're crazy



but i like it

lil1 said:

So who did that to you?

HollowellSA said:

I'm sorry thats personal and I'm still therapy about it

lil1 said:

OMG you are??? WHY???

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Its not so much the incident itself but the after effects, the goat was very charming and we did enjoy our time together, especially with the handcuffs.

But once the cops arrived with the night sticks, it become erotically unpleasent

lil1 said:

stupid edit
[This message was edited Sat Jul 31 10:06:58 2004 by AndGodCreatedMe]

lil1 said:

awwwww sorry hun

its okay after she bailed me out of jail, we spent the day eating pickled eggs and playing testicle games

lil1 said:

again you're crazy but i like your crazyness