:::some embarrassing shit!:::

THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME

And it's taken from another forum (cough!). Read on:

"Just for you guys... ill convert back to the absolute worst time in my life. if i could ever change the events of that day i would.....

It was my sophomore year summer and me and my buddy jake decided we would have a little get together at his house. his parents were leaving for outa town that evening so we were home free. i had gone over to his house earlier that day and just decided to stay there the night. i came over just as his parents were leaving.

I walked in the front door and sat on the couch. Now jakes mom is an abosolute milf. this guys mom was everyones dream since about 2nd grade... its one of those situations you know what i mean. huge tits, long burnette hair with a perfect mature body. ooo wow.....anyway i get a quick hard on as they say "bye guys, stay outa trouble" and leave out the front door.

Its just me and jake now and jake says, "hey man im gonna go grab some taco bell," at this point im not very hungry and already watching something on tv. i tell him im not and he said he'd be back in awile and leaves.

Now its just me there, i turn off the tv and walk to jakes room to play some ps2. as im passing i see his parents door open with some stuff laid on the bed. curiously, i walk in for a moment knowing no one is gonna be home... it was a pair of his moms red panties, like victoria secrets i remember thinking... being the naughty minded teen i was, ofcourse i started sniffing them. just as i did a got another hard on. i couldnt help myself not to just start goin at it right there.....

Now comes the horrible conclusion... it wasnt five minutes later when i heard the "ooooo ahhhh?!" all i did was go into a state of shock, i couldnt see anything.... There i was laying on the bed, spread eagle without my pants on, red panties over my head, fiercely beating away.

I peak my eye out from under the panties and see jakes mom starring at me with her hand over her mouth. i had no clue what to do, ur mind isnt programmed for this type of situation. There i am still just holding my dick and facing his parents ceiling.. then she left the room, i heard some ruffling out in the kitchen and then the door shut behind her... im still on the bed. it took me awile to realize what happend. she must of come home cuz she forgot something. i put my pants back on, put the panties back on the bed and sat on the couch to think this over. i wasnt so much embarrased as i was horrified.

Jake came home and i couldnt say anything... i didnt say anything, never have to this day. i have not gone over to his house or seen his mom since it happend. i havnt told anyone and he still doesnt know so im guessing she didnt say anything. thank god.....

Now i look back and just laugh my ass off. it was the worst situation ive ever faced in my life, things like that arnt suppose to happen. hope u enjoyed my humiliation"

NOT my 2 kobo

Tell us one of your most EMBARRASSING moments!

Seven years ago, on a routine morning getting ready for work, I had just let in my dog and went upstairs to prepare for my shower when PAIN!!!...PAIN FROM HELL WAS IN MY BALLS!!! This is a true story!

Every breath I took made the pain even more excrutiating and I was immobilized in the worst pain I ever EVER endured. So I crawled slowly downstairs to get to the cordless phone which took about an hour and a half to do just to get down the steps.

I made the call to 911 and when the operator came on I was speaking slowly as I couldn't take any deep breaths or make any deliberate movements. "Hello, I need an ambulance NOW!!" My balls are hurting me like hell...get an ambulance here now.....!! Where are you sir...."Fuck where I am...look on your damn screen! My balls are hurting....and I can't move or breath because of the pain!!!"

They came! I had managed to crawl into some shorts! And the gently and gingerly put me into the ambulance! Turns out my balls got twisted up in a vein!! Called a testicular tursion! and had I not gotten to the hospital in another half hour the testicle would have died! I called my mom to meet me at the hospital as I had no clothes or money and had to go home on the bus with just a jacket and shorts on with shoes and no socks!! I looked like a CRACKHEAD!

The next few days I got calls from my cousins crackin up because another cousin of mine is an EMT and heard my distress call and they had broadcasted it all over Pittsburgh!!!

I had to get surgery the next week to stitch my balls to the scrotum sack so they won't move again.....THAT WAS HELL AS WELL.....

Imagine both of your balls getting SWOLLEN to the size of tennis balls for three days and can do nothing about the pain except breathe deep and take it!! I stayed drunk, high, and on pain killers for all three days!!! All my boys were just visiting and crackin up at me!!

TRUE STORY!

DexMSR said:

Poor Dex! I am rubbing them for you to make them better!

papaa said:

Now THAT..... THAT shit.....: HAS GOT TA SUCK!!!

Laughed till I cried as I can see all 6'8 of you trying to get down the stairs.... You never told me that one yo.

Oncce,I got this Horrible Spasm in my Foot..Like it went dead..I Had to get up from a restaurant Chair..I fell on the floor...