Tell us one of your most EMBARRASSING moments!

Seven years ago, on a routine morning getting ready for work, I had just let in my dog and went upstairs to prepare for my shower when PAIN!!!...PAIN FROM HELL WAS IN MY BALLS!!! This is a true story!

Every breath I took made the pain even more excrutiating and I was immobilized in the worst pain I ever EVER endured. So I crawled slowly downstairs to get to the cordless phone which took about an hour and a half to do just to get down the steps.

I made the call to 911 and when the operator came on I was speaking slowly as I couldn't take any deep breaths or make any deliberate movements. "Hello, I need an ambulance NOW!!" My balls are hurting me like hell...get an ambulance here now.....!! Where are you sir...."Fuck where I am...look on your damn screen! My balls are hurting....and I can't move or breath because of the pain!!!"

They came! I had managed to crawl into some shorts! And the gently and gingerly put me into the ambulance! Turns out my balls got twisted up in a vein!! Called a testicular tursion! and had I not gotten to the hospital in another half hour the testicle would have died! I called my mom to meet me at the hospital as I had no clothes or money and had to go home on the bus with just a jacket and shorts on with shoes and no socks!! I looked like a CRACKHEAD!

The next few days I got calls from my cousins crackin up because another cousin of mine is an EMT and heard my distress call and they had broadcasted it all over Pittsburgh!!!

I had to get surgery the next week to stitch my balls to the scrotum sack so they won't move again.....THAT WAS HELL AS WELL.....

Imagine both of your balls getting SWOLLEN to the size of tennis balls for three days and can do nothing about the pain except breathe deep and take it!! I stayed drunk, high, and on pain killers for all three days!!! All my boys were just visiting and crackin up at me!!

TRUE STORY!

Now I'm scared.

No embarrasing moments people?

Ok...

which one, where do i start

I was just starting uni and i was being nosey (i often am)

i wasn't looking where i was going and managed to fall down a little trio of steps and i did the

u didn't see me i got up so fast thing.....

started to walk really quickly to get away from the scene right into the closed glass door

Hmmmmm

LOL, that was funny dex. I wouldn't dare tell any of mine.

lollyp0p said:

Crackin up!!!!! Good One

I was walking through the mall....wearing cute sundress...and somehow my purse was causing my dress to rise up....I was getting so much attention but finally a woman ran me down and whispered....OMG....your dress, your dress...


Big up wearing cute undies that day....

DexMSR said:

Let me see....
[This message was edited Wed Aug 4 21:18:37 2004 by CCII]

on track and field day in middle school...i want to say 6th grade but maybe 7th...i had to go to the bathroom. my team was up next so i wanted to hold it until after we went. man, i had to dook so badly but i held it. well, the event was the sack race and through some kind of physical force i ended up shitting myself. i hopped in that sack all the way from the field to the bathroom, lol!

oh, and yes, we won that year!

Oh i just remember the single most embarrising moment of my life....

when the midwife asked me to remove my underwear and sit legs akimbo on a bed

now thats embarrising, especially when i was dumb enough to say....

"i have to take my underwear off?"

men should have babies

lollyp0p said:

LOL!!!

I was wearing a Verfy Skimpy Bikini at the Beach. I'm Jumping the waves...My Top Fell off and I kept Jumping up and Down....People were watching and I Looked down and Said Shit and went under water then came out of the water with my Hands over my Breasts..

Oncce,I got this Horrible Spasm in my Foot..Like it went dead..I Had to get up from a restaurant Chair..I fell on the floor...

DexMSR said:

sounds like you might have some small idea what childbirth is like.

Most Embarrassing Moments? how about everyday I step out the door.
just playin'.....I HAVE NO EMBARRASSING MOMENTS. Because I'm a perfectly made human being. Unlike the rest of you duds.


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probably not a biggie, but a in 1998 I went to see Bruce Kulick (who was in Kiss) play here in Sydney and afterwards there was a big meet and greet and he stuck around for a few drinks. I had my camera with me and to cut a long story short I got pushed into Bruce (literally) by a guy who was drunk (I didn't know him from a bar of soap I was there by myself) and he's pushed me up and slurred to Bruce "thish girl wanz her photo taken Brush" so he was like "oh cool" I was SO embarrassed coz Bruce has been a hero of mine for many years

Zelaira said:

Dex,I feel Bad..How Horrible! Are you Alright Now? How Painful.. Sniffles..Dearest...

Zelaira said:

It's okay sweety....but it was "the" single most horrible experience I have ever endured "pain-wise"!!!

Whap whap!!

Well I was about 5 or 6 years old. It was early in the morning and I was getting ready for school, and I heard the car zoom off I thought it was my mom so I started screaming and yelling for my mom and I heard no answer, I was so frantic that I busted out of the front door and ran all the way up the hill of our neighborhood, one problem I wasn't wearing any cloths at all. I was so scared I didn't even notice. My mom came out side with a robe on because she had been in the shower and told me to come back in. Everyone was outside of their houses by now, and they were cracking up. I looked down and started bawling as I ran back in the house.

It was winter 2, and I was running like a bat outta hell yall. I think I got sick because of that to...lol

Sorry DexMSR about ur painful experience, I'm glad ur better now tho I know how ya feel...lol (as far as embarrassment).

LoveSymbolofaDove said:

Thanks!

Laughed till I cried as I can see all 6'8 of you trying to get down the stairs.... You never told me that one yo.

I've never told anyone but I suppose I may as well tell the Org....

One time I was, um, in a public toilet stall... uh, pleasuring... myself... when this random black guy in his 20's sticks his head in from under the next stall. It took me about thirty seconds to realise he was there. I saw his face and I froze. He raises his eyebrows and says "Hi". I got the hell out of there.

It still kinda freaks me out.

I was at a party when I was about 18 - had been drinking - went to the bathroom - came back - I had walked all the way though the house - from in front of everyone - only to find out I had TP coming out of the back of my pants, a nice long string of it!!!

I was at the driving range with my brother and he whispered something. Then he told me 2 come over 2 him. I did, not realizing that he was about 2 swing. I got hit in the middle of my forehead on the clubs way back. I didn't fall. I just stood there. I didn't feel any pain. NOTHING. my brother said "Oh Shit." and I didn't speak, didn't fall, didn't acknowledge anything in any way. Embarrassing because I was at the driving range and a lot of other people saw it. Also embarrassing because my brother didn't catch me when I finally fell, and I ended up landing on him and breaking his ankle. All In one day. I ended up getting 19 stitches in my forehead, and the doctor lost the needle in my forehead. He said he would go back and get it later...

I have farrrrr too many to mention

I am sitting back on this one...

GAT DAYUM, Dex!! I'm glad you saved your ball!

THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME

And it's taken from another forum (cough!). Read on:

"Just for you guys... ill convert back to the absolute worst time in my life. if i could ever change the events of that day i would.....

It was my sophomore year summer and me and my buddy jake decided we would have a little get together at his house. his parents were leaving for outa town that evening so we were home free. i had gone over to his house earlier that day and just decided to stay there the night. i came over just as his parents were leaving.

I walked in the front door and sat on the couch. Now jakes mom is an abosolute milf. this guys mom was everyones dream since about 2nd grade... its one of those situations you know what i mean. huge tits, long burnette hair with a perfect mature body. ooo wow.....anyway i get a quick hard on as they say "bye guys, stay outa trouble" and leave out the front door.

Its just me and jake now and jake says, "hey man im gonna go grab some taco bell," at this point im not very hungry and already watching something on tv. i tell him im not and he said he'd be back in awile and leaves.

Now its just me there, i turn off the tv and walk to jakes room to play some ps2. as im passing i see his parents door open with some stuff laid on the bed. curiously, i walk in for a moment knowing no one is gonna be home... it was a pair of his moms red panties, like victoria secrets i remember thinking... being the naughty minded teen i was, ofcourse i started sniffing them. just as i did a got another hard on. i couldnt help myself not to just start goin at it right there.....

Now comes the horrible conclusion... it wasnt five minutes later when i heard the "ooooo ahhhh?!" all i did was go into a state of shock, i couldnt see anything.... There i was laying on the bed, spread eagle without my pants on, red panties over my head, fiercely beating away.

I peak my eye out from under the panties and see jakes mom starring at me with her hand over her mouth. i had no clue what to do, ur mind isnt programmed for this type of situation. There i am still just holding my dick and facing his parents ceiling.. then she left the room, i heard some ruffling out in the kitchen and then the door shut behind her... im still on the bed. it took me awile to realize what happend. she must of come home cuz she forgot something. i put my pants back on, put the panties back on the bed and sat on the couch to think this over. i wasnt so much embarrased as i was horrified.

Jake came home and i couldnt say anything... i didnt say anything, never have to this day. i have not gone over to his house or seen his mom since it happend. i havnt told anyone and he still doesnt know so im guessing she didnt say anything. thank god.....

Now i look back and just laugh my ass off. it was the worst situation ive ever faced in my life, things like that arnt suppose to happen. hope u enjoyed my humiliation"

NOT my 2 kobo

papaa said:

Now THAT..... THAT shit.....: HAS GOT TA SUCK!!!