and can be quite embarrassing when guests come over and doggie wants to play fetch

someone posted this a while ago... this shit is hard!

http://www.dogtoyormaritalaid.com/

Natsume said:

Gees sorry i'm new here but I wasn't talking about you boob job
[This message was edited Wed Aug 4 13:49:43 2004 by lil1]

NOT??

lil1 said:

what the fuck? what is this, shit on natsume day? I posted the link because it had REFERENCE! good fucking lord.

I have nothing against newbies. I was just trying to engage you, or other orgers, in a conversation. Trying to get the thread moving.

and what the fuck is this boob job shit?

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[This message was edited Wed Aug 4 13:58:04 2004 by Natsume]

Natsume said:

i wasn't shiting on you its a joke you said that shit was hard made me think of a boob job

lil1 said:

sorry, you didn't explain yourself so I got all paranoid. I'm duking it out on another thread so I'm all adrenaline-d up.

But I still don't get your boob job joke...

noepie said:

I love this

lil1 said:

You would

Anxiety said:

I'd probably post Britney Spears picture as a dildo first

lil1 said:

though from where i'm sitting, it doesn't look like she has a microphone in her hand. or a dog toy.

I have a really gross story...

My friend Kevin can be a little skanky at times. Well, one day after having sex with his now-wife, he threw a used condom onto his bedroom floor and the couple rolled over and went to sleep.

In the morning, Kevin's wife Louise noticed that chewing gum appeared to be popping out their dog's bottom. Upon closer inspection it appeared that the dog had eaten the condom.

Louise put on a pair of rubber gloves and tugged at the latex sticking out of their dog's butt-hole. Well, it obviously stretched, but it stretched and stretched and stretched...

She woke Kevin up and whilst he held onto the dog in the living room, Louise tugged on the condom and it stretched so far that she had to open the kitchen door and walk outside backwards. It didn't pop out of the dog's arse until she was standing on the patio.

Natsume said:

twas me .... my ex was pretty embarrased after I posted it...

Very Funny..Lol...