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I am sooooo spastic! Ok so just now, I've got my Walkman on BLARING as usual ... and I go to get the mail,
open the front door and set the alarm system off only my headphones are turned so high I don't hear it...by the time I realize it and type in the code...it's too late the Police have just been dispatched! 
Now I live in a town where NOTHING ever happens so like 4 cop cars show up! 
I had to explain my idiocy to the police have them SEARCH my freaking house to make sure there is no intruder... Plus the house is a wreak and I'm in skimpy no one will see me in this so who the fuck cares clothes. all this while all of my neighbors look on in interest I'm such a dork  
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Sweeny79 said: Ok so just now, I've got my Walkman on BLARING as usual ... and I go to get the mail,
open the front door and set the alarm system off only my headphones are turned so high I don't hear it...by the time I realize it and type in the code...it's too late the Police have just been dispatched!
Now I live in a town where NOTHING ever happens so like 4 cop cars show up!
I had to explain my idiocy to the police have them SEARCH my freaking house to make sure there is no intruder... Plus the house is a wreak and I'm in skimpy no one will see me in this so who the fuck cares clothes. all this while all of my neighbors look on in interest I'm such a dork
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It's Ok honey. It's not your fault you were born blond.     Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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Sweeny79 said: Ok so just now, I've got my Walkman on BLARING as usual ... and I go to get the mail,
open the front door and set the alarm system off only my headphones are turned so high I don't hear it...by the time I realize it and type in the code...it's too late the Police have just been dispatched!
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Did they have fun searching through the pile of dirty panties in the corner of your bedroom?  | |
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LittlePill said: It's Ok honey. It's not your fault you were born blond.
blond? 
Its ok Sweeny, shit happens
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J0eyC0c0 said: Did they have fun searching through the pile of dirty panties in the corner of your bedroom?
How'd ya know that was there
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LittlePill said: It's Ok honey. It's not your fault you were born blond.
So was you! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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neesespieces said: LittlePill said: It's Ok honey. It's not your fault you were born blond.
blond?
Its ok Sweeny, shit happens
I know I just think it's funny In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: J0eyC0c0 said: Did they have fun searching through the pile of dirty panties in the corner of your bedroom?
How'd ya know that was there
A wild guess? 
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Sweeny79 said: J0eyC0c0 said: Did they have fun searching through the pile of dirty panties in the corner of your bedroom?
How'd ya know that was there  Maybe the alarm DIDN'T go off by accident after all. | |
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J0eyC0c0 said: Sweeny79 said: How'd ya know that was there
A wild guess?
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MrJoker said: Sweeny79 said: How'd ya know that was there Maybe the alarm DIDN'T go off by accident after all.
No porn movie set ups for me... I'm a good girl I am!  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: MrJoker said: Maybe the alarm DIDN'T go off by accident after all.
No porn movie set ups for me... I'm a good girl I am!
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MrJoker said: Sweeny79 said:
No porn movie set ups for me... I'm a good girl I am!
Why are you laughing? 
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Sweeny79 said: Why are you laughing?
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Sweeny79 said: LittlePill said: It's Ok honey. It's not your fault you were born blond.
So was you! No, my hair is brown, BROWN. Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Sweeny79 said: So was you! No, my hair is brown, BROWN. IT IS NOT! can I post a pic?  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: LittlePill said: No, my hair is brown, BROWN. IT IS NOT! can I post a pic? Absolutely NOT!!! Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Sweeny79 said: IT IS NOT! can I post a pic? Absolutely NOT!!! Cuz ya know your hair is blonde!!!! (and I was gonna post the one with the thought bubbles )In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: LittlePill said: Absolutely NOT!!! Cuz ya know your hair is blonde!!!! (and I was gonna post the one with the thought bubbles )My hair is brown. End of discussion. Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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Sweeny79 said: Ok so just now, I've got my Walkman on BLARING as usual ... and I go to get the mail,
open the front door and set the alarm system off only my headphones are turned so high I don't hear it...by the time I realize it and type in the code...it's too late the Police have just been dispatched!
Now I live in a town where NOTHING ever happens so like 4 cop cars show up!
I had to explain my idiocy to the police have them SEARCH my freaking house to make sure there is no intruder... Plus the house is a wreak and I'm in skimpy no one will see me in this so who the fuck cares clothes. all this while all of my neighbors look on in interest I'm such a dork
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DexMSR said: Good Ol' Jersey Karma.....BWWWWAAAAA.....WHAP! Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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Sweeny79 said: J0eyC0c0 said: A wild guess?
Where is the camera? You think there's just one?  | |
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LittlePill said: Sweeny79 said: Cuz ya know your hair is blonde!!!! (and I was gonna post the one with the thought bubbles )My hair is brown. End of discussion. It is NOT you just put gel on it so it looks darker.
I've looked at you enough, I know what color your hair is. If you do not admit it I will start a thread with your photo and have everyone here tell you you are blond  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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J0eyC0c0 said: Sweeny79 said:
Where is the camera? You think there's just one? In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: LittlePill said: My hair is brown. End of discussion. It is NOT you just put gel on it so it looks darker.
I've looked at you enough, I know what color your hair is. If you do not admit it I will start a thread with your photo and have everyone here tell you you are blond It would suck to have to report a mod to the mods, especially YOU! Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Sweeny79 said: It is NOT you just put gel on it so it looks darker.
I've looked at you enough, I know what color your hair is. If you do not admit it I will start a thread with your photo and have everyone here tell you you are blond It would suck to have to report a mod to the mods, especially YOU! Go ahead and try me buddy 
What if I crop the pic so it's just your hair? In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: LittlePill said: It would suck to have to report a mod to the mods, especially YOU! Go ahead and try me buddy
What if I crop the pic so it's just your hair? Actually, it's more orange than blonde. 
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MrJoker said: Sweeny79 said: Go ahead and try me buddy
What if I crop the pic so it's just your hair? Actually, it's more orange than blonde.
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