these 3 buddies were sitting at the bar talking about sex when one of them started bragging about his penis size..he said i have a huge penis..well the other 2 guys didnt believe him and said oh yea? lets see..so he pulls it out and lays his penis on the bar...1 of his other buddies said "haa you think thats big look at this!" and he pulls his penis out and lays his on the bar..the 3rd guy says that aint nothing! i get you both beat and puts his penis on the bar! and says look at this! meanwhile a gay man walks into the bar and sits down and the bartender asks him "what u like a drink buddy?" he says a drink? forget that. i want the buffet!

Two Biharis talking to each other:

"Aaj Mother teresa a rahen hai Kennedy Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge
na , hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp pe lene aienge, so this fellow didn't know who
is Mother Teresa and replied back, " nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis
film nahin dekhte hain."