Orgers far and wide... I challenge you to find and post a pic (or link be good boys and girls now) of the strangest absurdest freakiest funniest sex toys on the net.

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(Yeah so I'm a perv....but ya'll knew that already.)


Anx maybe this'll keep ya awake

Sweeny79 said:

or make him puke

Milty said:

Item#: CE195901BX


Our Price: $41.25
Retails for: $74.99

To do the job right.. you need the right tools. This man has a hefty 8" pile driver to do it.

Anxiety said:

Whatever works

Anxiety said:

ooh saucy

Foe some reason that reminds me of Cloudbuster

Sweeny79 said:

Anxiety said:

That isn't even Barbie

Sweeny79 said:

that makes it even DIRTIER.

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

omg that guy looks EXACTLY like a teacher I had in Highschool

Sweeny79 said:

yes, but what does one do with her...besides the obvious Jenny jones makeover?

Sweeny79 said:

nothin says lovin' like a two-dollar barbie knockoff.












with realistic sucking action.

Christopher said:

amateur

Sweeny79 said:

please give a demo.

Christopher said:

Christopher said:

cant this website is pg13

Anxiety said:

I love that dorky ass movie

MotoPsycho said:

that's a good one

Sweeny79 said:

go on, tina!

I have nightmares about that baby sitting uncle

Sweeny79 said:

i did a lip synch performance of the sadistic cousin song for a performance class in college once. i have no freakin' idea why i chose to do that song, i guess i was just feelin' it that week or something.

Sweeny79 said:

what movie is it?

Anxiety said:

the hose

Christopher said:

The Who's Tommy

Sweeny79 said:

which brings us back to sex toys.