When a woman ovulates, her vagina is extra moist and it's easier for her to have a wave of orgasms especially if she's over 30. This is nature's way of tricking you into the ritual of uncontrollable passion. During this brief stage, the woman's sex drive is off the richter scale especially if she's over 30. It's actually called Let's Pretend We're Married in some parts of this country.

You'll be tempted to not wear a condom but it is highly advised that you do so especially if you're over 30 and have a substantial amount of income or will have a substantial amount of income in the future. However, you may choose to proceed without a condom if you know this young lady EXTREMELY well and she has passed a number of psychological tests. If not, you'd more than likely end up facing three highly stressful situations if you do not wear a condom during this very tempting phase of a woman's cycle.

These situations include the following: 1. An Extremely High Child Support Order (Not that you wouldn't pay it anyway) 2. A Costly and Lengthy Divorce Proceeding (You'd end up wanting to kill a lawyer or judge) 3. And that passionate coochie you once knew will either end up buying a nicer home just because she can or upgrading her pussy mobile to a pussy control sports coupe.

There you have it. Just ask me at: CC@pussycontrol.com

Sincerely,
Dr. Big Fun a.k.a. CCII
[This message was edited Fri Jul 30 11:19:21 2004 by CCII]
[This message was edited Fri Jul 30 12:14:56 2004 by CCII]

CC

You are too much sometimes

Birds and the bees Ed 101

Oh and child support is based on ones income, whether it's the man or woman that has to give. It's for the kids!

Child Support!!?? This isnt a myth? I have heard something about this once

This is a story about Pussy Control.

luv4u said:

good to see ya talkin hun, it fits ya well

You wild thang.

nakedpianoplayer said:

you got that right

CCII said:

My Naked Piano...how's your sex drive when you're ovulating?

nakedpianoplayer said:

I must imply this is about Poom Poom.

ella731 said:

Dude - u lost me at ovulation, and vagina.

Ok ill try to get back on track then lol

ella731 said:

You got that right!

oh, thats easy !!!!
every month, about 2 weeks into the cycle, you can find me on the roof screamin at the moon... i know that there is a reason why women get so sexually motivated during that time, it all goes back to the reason we have sex to begin with.. its meant to repopulate the earth. i mean, thats why we are here anyway, right ??
there is little to no amount of sex that can cure my appitite at that time... does that answer your question ???

CCII said:

OK that's funny

as a woman over 30 I would concur 100% women do come into their own ....and mmmmm..... Pussy Control is at it's peak ..... and I commend you for warning young brotha's about how to selectively engage the over 30 woman in full pussy control

cuz u know the other part of that ??? Women over 30 you know exactly what they want .... how to get it..... and how to teach said young male orgers (of the straight variety only) how to bring it

so long as they men learn they wear the pants...but only cuz we press them and *ahem* "let them" tee hee..... well ....all those nasty lil things listed in your numerical listing will definitely diminish

bananacologne said:

toffee said:

Is this "vaguely specific or specifically vague" ?

Whap whap

Straight up Pussy Control. You ain't know? You betta ask Dr. Big Fun

toffee said:

And there you have it. A woman in her prime....I must say that the thought of that Poom Poom makes a brother wonder....can I ride the White Horse?

nakedpianoplayer said:

ohhhhh CC

you make me blush

CCII said:

hold up, did you just call me a horse ?????

Is this "vaguely specific or specifically vague" ?

Whap whap





oh dex most definitely specifically vague...do we have to tell y'all errythang ; ?

More or less the sexual appetite and drive of a female animal... The enormous capability to intrigue and entice passionate sexual behavior.
Dr. Big Fun a.k.a. CCII

nakedpianoplayer said:

hmmmmm....
how bout we call you a horse instead, all us girls know what that implies

CCII said:

And God Created Woman...yes yes

Rhondab said:

Caroline, Caroline, all the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short...
you need a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that real guys
Go for real down Mars girls...

i know you like to think your shit don't stank
But lean over a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Really smell like boo-boo

CCII said: