lol,i dont wanna be Joey Bishop..

(Frog ambles to the stage cunningly disguised as 3 toilet).

ladies and gentlemen, apologies for my appearance. However, I have to appear as 3bogs right now for tax purposes. This song goes out to anyone who's ever had their heart broken by a woman or a man with three legs, so i know it'll appeal to almost everyone here, freaks that y'all are.

plus it's gonna be quick because i need the lavatory.

(croons...)

The sweet, sweet memories you've given me
You can't beat the memories you've given me
Take one fresh and tender breeze,
Add one stolen lump of cheese,
One girl; one boy; some grief; some joy:

Memories are made of this.

Don't forget a small moonbeam.
Fold it lightly with some cream.
Your lips and mine,
Two sips of wine:

Memories are made of this.

Then add the wedding bells;
One house where lovers dwell;
Three little kids for the flavour.
Stir carefully through the smelly nose ~
See how the flavour goes.
These are the dreams you will savour.

With His blessings from above,
Serve it generously with love.
One man, one wife,
One love, through life:

Memories are made of this.
Frog desperately needs a piss.

(crowd naturally goes wild; cue shouts of "get off the stage" and "bring back sinister!")

Bravo!!! (me and Cosmicpussy sit in the crowd enjoying the show with my hand on her knee)

Dredizzle said:

encore!

(with my hand in his pocket$$$)

Dredizzle said:

encore!

(with my hand in his pocket$$$)

Who wants to be down with the my new crew The Org Rat Pack? I am accepting members....

To qualify:

-Must be have at least one drunk member- if you are a drunk you have a home in the Rat Pack

-Must be somewhat of a Man Whore- if MsSmartypants hasnt called you out at least once you don't belong.....

-Must be ready to entertain- Dazzle the org with bullshit or baffle them with nonsense whatever your expertise just be entertaining damnit!

I need 4 members.....Our mission is simple.....As your leader Sinister AKA the Black Frank Sinatra we will look cool and hit on as many women as possible and be total drunks....While being admired cause we are cooler than the other side of the pillow.....Can I get some volunteers?

cosmicpussy said:

(enjoying her hand in my pocket)

U C, now this is my turf and the only member that could remotely supercede me is TheFrog (a.k.a Ice Froggy Frog!)

'dre

DreZone said:

Crack is a hell of a drug.....

Sinister said:

I wouldn't know, I wouldn't do anything named after a part of my own ass!

'dre

Sinister said:

I wouldn't know, I wouldn't do anything named after a part of my own ass!

'dre

U C, now this is my turf and the only member that could remotely supercede me is TheFrog (a.k.a Ice Froggy Frog!)

'dre

DreZone said:

yeah sure big boy

AndGodCreatedMe said:

who told U?

'dre

Hey, I wanna be in the rat pack, and not some trampy "dame" groupie, either!

AndGodCreatedMe said:

who told U?

'dre

theVelvetRoper said:

mm hmm...

we can be the cat pack.

hey barkeep!

grey goose martinis, and make em dirty.

theVelvetRoper said:

mm hmm...

we can be the cat pack.

hey barkeep!

grey goose martinis, and make em dirty.

cosmicpussy said:

A group of dames paling around? Hmmm I dunno I kinda dig that idea....Can you carry a tune?

Sinister said:

No, but who cares?

<--plucks the microphone ever so gently


The French are glad to die for love
They delight in fighting duels
But I prefer a man who lives
And gives expensive jewels

A kiss on the hand may be quite contimental
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand but won't pay the rental
On your humble flat, or help you at the automat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square-cut or pear-shaped
These rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Tiffany's! .....Cartier!.....Black Star, Frost, Gorham
Talk to me Harry Winston,tell me all about it!
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girl's best friend

There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer
Thinks you're awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

I've heard of affairs that are strictly platonic
But diamonds are a girl's best friend

And I think affairs that you must keep liaisonic
Are better bets if little pets get big baggettes
Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you can't straighten up when you bend
But stiff back or stiff knees
You stand straight at Tiffany's

Diamonds!!... Diamonds!!...
- I don't mean rhinestones -
But Diamonds, Are A Girl's Best, Best Friend


*shimmy*

Mrdespues aka Joey Bishop has gone insane in another thread so we will be auditioning for his part....Crazy bastard....

theVelvetRoper said:

Aint no one gonna care about a group of dames rolling around that can't sing! This aint american Idol.....And if you are gonna have a group I suggest you use the name of another group of chicks that can't sing.....Spice Girls....