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Org Rat Pack.... Who wants to be down with the my new crew The Org Rat Pack? I am accepting members....
To qualify: -Must be have at least one drunk member- if you are a drunk you have a home in the Rat Pack -Must be somewhat of a Man Whore- if MsSmartypants hasnt called you out at least once you don't belong..... -Must be ready to entertain- Dazzle the org with bullshit or baffle them with nonsense whatever your expertise just be entertaining damnit! I need 4 members.....Our mission is simple.....As your leader Sinister AKA the Black Frank Sinatra we will look cool and hit on as many women as possible and be total drunks....While being admired cause we are cooler than the other side of the pillow.....Can I get some volunteers?  | |
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i got tabs on dean martin. crooner over here. | |
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I've been called out as a Man-Whore by Mssmartypants at least TWICE.
And I'm young and they say my eyebrows are pretty. Do I get in?  | |
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Fellas your in! Frog I have always thought of you as the Dean Martin of the org....and Mrdepues with eyebrows like that you got Joey Bishop written all over you! Your in.....Now we need 2 more and we will form VOLTRON!!!! Errr I mean the Rat Pack....sorry wrong show.... | |
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'ere you are bruv! 
.....I can tap dance like a trooper!  ~da... dee da... dee la dee da dee da!~
"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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whooah lads.....a smooth pimpalicious lad like myself is surely the sinatra figure...i aint being no joey.
i accept the mission but be warned dogs travel in packs though occasionally i must operate alone..shows the ladies you have balls!  | |
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Suits!? Do we get suits??? Oh boy oh boy  .....
We're gonna be just like the original Ocean's 11 
Can't wait!
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lol,i dont wanna be Joey Bishop.. | |
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can I be a rat pack member?  | |
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 Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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Natisse said: can I be a rat pack member?
I guess we will be the "dolls."  | |
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jonylawson said: whooah lads.....a smooth pimpalicious lad like myself is surely the sinatra figure...i aint being no joey.
i accept the mission but be warned dogs travel in packs though occasionally i must operate alone..shows the ladies you have balls! You Sinatra.....you got to understand if you do this you have to do this....(cue music/Sinatra vocals) Siiiinnss waaaayyyy (thank you thank you very much....) | |
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senik said: 'ere you are bruv!
.....I can tap dance like a trooper! ~da... dee da... dee la dee da dee da!~
Senik how do you feel about being the Candyman? yeah baby mr bojangles.....  We need a Sammy worthy of his legacy.... | |
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shit i cant be sammy... lets see... im half black... not jewish... dont have a glass eye... on the upside.. im short... can dance.. and i can sing  | |
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TheRealFiness said: lol,i dont wanna be Joey Bishop..
no, that's me. he already picked me as him. who is that, anyway? | |
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TheRealFiness said: shit i cant be sammy... lets see... im half black... not jewish... dont have a glass eye... on the upside.. im short... can dance.. and i can sing
Dude im black and im Sinatra! Race and dancing ability is not a factor its about being cool, getting drunk and talking to ladies and entertaining all the while....that is what the Pack is all about.... | |
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mrdespues said: TheRealFiness said: lol,i dont wanna be Joey Bishop..
no, that's me. he already picked me as him. who is that, anyway? Your the funny guy....be funny damnit! | |
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mrdespues said: TheRealFiness said: lol,i dont wanna be Joey Bishop..
no, that's me. he already picked me as him. who is that, anyway? Joey Bishop was a Comedian... funny guy...too | |
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Lleena said: Natisse said: can I be a rat pack member?
I guess we will be the "dolls." Yeah no dames in the Pack but you can meet us backstage for drinks! | |
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Sinister said: TheRealFiness said: shit i cant be sammy... lets see... im half black... not jewish... dont have a glass eye... on the upside.. im short... can dance.. and i can sing
Dude im black and im Sinatra! Race and dancing ability is not a factor its about being cool, getting drunk and talking to ladies and entertaining all the while....that is what the Pack is all about....fuck it.. gimme the sharkskin suit... " I gotta be meeeee.... i gotta be meeeee" | |
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Sinister said: TheRealFiness said: shit i cant be sammy... lets see... im half black... not jewish... dont have a glass eye... on the upside.. im short... can dance.. and i can sing
Dude im black and im Sinatra! Race and dancing ability is not a factor its about being cool, getting drunk and talking to ladies and entertaining all the while....that is what the Pack is all about....I understand! I AM the white Sammy Davis Jr! 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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TheRealFiness said: Sinister said: Dude im black and im Sinatra! Race and dancing ability is not a factor its about being cool, getting drunk and talking to ladies and entertaining all the while....that is what the Pack is all about....fuck it.. gimme the sharkskin suit... " I gotta be meeeee.... i gotta be meeeee" You can be the candyman!!! What a great Candyman!! Senik you get the task of being Peter Lawford your our Hollywood connection.... | |
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JediMaster said: Sinister said: Dude im black and im Sinatra! Race and dancing ability is not a factor its about being cool, getting drunk and talking to ladies and entertaining all the while....that is what the Pack is all about....I understand! I AM the white Sammy Davis Jr! Jedi we are at full membership but now I am interviewing for Ratpack friends.....Johnny Carson's position is open.... | |
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Sinister said: JediMaster said: I understand! I AM the white Sammy Davis Jr! Jedi we are at full membership but now I am interviewing for Ratpack friends.....Johnny Carson's position is open.... he can be one of the "friends" from Hoboken lol get it ? | |
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Sinister said: JediMaster said: I understand! I AM the white Sammy Davis Jr! Jedi we are at full membership but now I am interviewing for Ratpack friends.....Johnny Carson's position is open.... 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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so which photoshop legend is gonna hook up some fucking awful pic of us all then? | |
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JediMaster said: Sinister said: Jedi we are at full membership but now I am interviewing for Ratpack friends.....Johnny Carson's position is open.... sorry babez,.. im sammy... sha boing boing maaaaan.. | |
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JediMaster said: Sinister said: Jedi we are at full membership but now I am interviewing for Ratpack friends.....Johnny Carson's position is open.... Dude you can so be JFK!! or Johnny we need an MC and opening act to warm up the crowd... | |
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TheFrog said: so which photoshop legend is gonna hook up some fucking awful pic of us all then?
Good idea we need to represent our group in our sig now.....type something clever.... | |
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So there we have it boys and girls a dynasty is born.....Now introducing the Org Rat Pack.....
1st up on Vocals and with the Largest stable of women on the org the one the only Sinister aka Frank Sinatra..... 2nd up on Vocals and with the love of the ladies and the admiration of the fellas coming straight from the lilly pad in Las Vegas the one the only Frog aka Dean Martin..... 3rd up on backround and comedy the eyebrows that took a entire chatroom by storm and straight from the grand puba in gyserville the one the only Mrdespues aka Joey Bishop 4th up on Vocals and tap this man needs no intro he is well known for flipping off damn near everyone and is all about finess lets give a hand for the one the only Real Finess aka the candyman Sammy Davis Jr 5th up on Backround and actor extrodinare who says he can tap dance we have a org fave known for the wit and cool that makes him a star....introducing the one the only Senik aka Peter Lawford We still have 1 more opening for the opening act/MC role of Johnny Carson.....Ladies and free booze for the lucky new hire! | |
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