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Thread started 07/29/04 11:35pm

lil1

Isn't it Awfully Nice To Have A Penis

[img]" Good Evening Ladies and Gentleman heres one I tossed off in the Carribean.....

cue piano...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't frightfully good to have a dong
Its swell to have a stiffy
Its devine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tagger
To world's biggest prick

So three cheers for your willy
Or John Thomas
Hurray for your one eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork
Your wifes best friend
Your percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dark
and you won't come back


ah thank you very much..." Eric Idle The Meaning Of Life

lol lol lol lol[/[/img]
[This message was edited Fri Jul 30 7:46:45 2004 by lil1]
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Reply #1 posted 07/29/04 11:35pm

Natisse

falloff
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Reply #2 posted 07/29/04 11:42pm

subhuman09

I love the Penis Song!

falloff

Eric and the Pythons are one of my all-time favorites. biggrin

"Oh, what a frightfully witty song!"
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Reply #3 posted 07/30/04 12:58am

mrdespues

I wish my alter-ego org account Penis wasn't deleted.

He woulda loved to have "popped up" on this thread.


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Reply #4 posted 07/30/04 12:59am

cocogrille

mrdespues said:

I wish my alter-ego org account Penis wasn't deleted.

He woulda loved to have "popped up" on this thread.


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[This message was edited Fri Jul 30 0:58:20 2004 by mrdespues]

falloff
Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta.
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Reply #5 posted 07/30/04 1:03am

BiggestBooooot
y

mrdespues said:

I wish my alter-ego org account Penis wasn't deleted.

He woulda loved to have "popped up" on this thread.


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[This message was edited Fri Jul 30 0:58:20 2004 by mrdespues]



they deleted it?! omg INJUSTICE! just wait until I'm the new Mod. though. Justice will be served evillol
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Reply #6 posted 07/30/04 1:09am

mrdespues

BiggestBoooooty said:

mrdespues said:

I wish my alter-ego org account Penis wasn't deleted.

He woulda loved to have "popped up" on this thread.


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[This message was edited Fri Jul 30 0:58:20 2004 by mrdespues]



they deleted it?! omg INJUSTICE! just wait until I'm the new Mod. though. Justice will be served evillol


yeah! mad The mods back there were a slightly fascist bunch, but then, I was a bit rowdy at the time, too. Thing is, my old Penis didn't have anything to do with me flaming everybody. But he did like to pee on certain orgers.
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Reply #7 posted 07/30/04 1:44am

AsylumUtopia

lil1 said:

[img]" Good Evening Ladies and Gentleman heres one I tossed off in the Carribean.....

cue piano...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't frightfully good to have a dong
Its swell to have a stiffy
Its devine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tagger
To world's biggest prick

So three cheers for your willy
Or John Thomas
Hurray for your one eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork
Your wifes best friend
Your percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dark
and you won't come back


ah thank you very much..." Eric Idle The Meaning Of Life

lol lol lol lol[/[/img]


Sorry, but as an obsessive Monty Python fan I had to correct the lyrics for you!
Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP.
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Reply #8 posted 07/30/04 2:29am

minneapolisgen
ius

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I love this song! clapping
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven
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Reply #9 posted 07/30/04 2:46am

Dancelot

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hey there lil1 thumbs up! welcome to the Python dollhouse biggrin



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[This message was edited Fri Jul 30 2:49:53 2004 by Dancelot]
Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy!
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Reply #10 posted 07/30/04 2:52am

IstenSzek

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"I bet it's nice to have a knob. 'Spose it gives you something to look at when you're bored"

-Linda LaHughes

biggrin
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #11 posted 07/30/04 5:28am

dawntreader

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IstenSzek said:

"I bet it's nice to have a knob. 'Spose it gives you something to look at when you're bored"

-Linda LaHughes

biggrin



GIMMEGIMMEGIMME rules the world of comedy, innit?
yes SIR!
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Reply #12 posted 07/30/04 5:32am

JediMaster

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lil1 said:

[img]" Good Evening Ladies and Gentleman heres one I tossed off in the Carribean.....

cue piano...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't frightfully good to have a dong
Its swell to have a stiffy
Its devine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tagger
To world's biggest prick

So three cheers for your willy
Or John Thomas
Hurray for your one eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork
Your wifes best friend
Your percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dark
and you won't come back


ah thank you very much..." Eric Idle The Meaning Of Life

lol lol lol lol[/[/img]


touched Such a lovely number!
jedi

Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #13 posted 07/30/04 5:45am

HollowellSA

eek lol
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Reply #14 posted 07/30/04 6:30am

luv4u

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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
"I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben
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Reply #15 posted 07/30/04 6:58am

TheOrgerFormer
lyKnownAs

Lil1, you just ain't gonna behave over here, are you? lol
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Reply #16 posted 07/30/04 7:44am

lil1

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

Lil1, you just ain't gonna behave over here, are you? lol



Not bloody likely lol lol lol lol
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Reply #17 posted 07/30/04 7:45am

lil1

AsylumUtopia said:

lil1 said:

[img]" Good Evening Ladies and Gentleman heres one I tossed off in the Carribean.....

cue piano...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't frightfully good to have a dong
Its swell to have a stiffy
Its devine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tagger
To world's biggest prick

So three cheers for your willy
Or John Thomas
Hurray for your one eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork
Your wifes best friend
Your percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dark
and you won't come back


ah thank you very much..." Eric Idle The Meaning Of Life

lol lol lol lol[/[/img]


Sorry, but as an obsessive Monty Python fan I had to correct the lyrics for you!



Thats cool you don't know how many times I had to listen to it to get that, thanks lol
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