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What do you call it? We have all don't it - But what do you call it? What have you heard it called?
Choking the Chicken Milking the Mango She Bopp? Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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I haven't done it.  | |
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TheFrog said: I haven't done it.
Hmmm - then you were born blind? Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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I like this thread 
Spanking the monkey Shaking the dew off the lily Greasing the sausage whittling the carrot | |
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cocogrille said: TheFrog said: I haven't done it.
Hmmm - then you were born blind? who said that?  | |
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TheFrog said: cocogrille said: Hmmm - then you were born blind? who said that?  Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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 I don't do such things...  | |
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Jerkin the gerkin | |
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BiggestBoooooty said: I don't do such things... that explains that look on your emoticon. Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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cocogrille said: 'What do you call it?'
Mr Elephant. Oh wait, you mean masturbation? Tugging the trunk. | |
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frankly i find the idea of bashing the bishop disgusting. 
who could possibly wish to engage in such self harm as to syphon the python. | |
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TheFrog said: frankly i find the idea of bashing the bishop disgusting.
who could possibly wish to engage in such self harm as to syphon the python. but if you syphon teh python you will have a antidote to sleepless nights and tense muscles - it is an all around beni to yank your chain. Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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Roping the bologna pony | |
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Sam Kinison Yell!!!!.....JACKIN OFFFFF.....ARRRRR!...AARRRRR!...AAAAARRRRR!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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Y'all are filthy buggers!
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REDFEATHERS said: Y'all are filthy buggers!
and ya love it Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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the urkel? | |
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Tossing one off.
Playing pocket billiards. Unisex. Hand shandy. Dancing with Dick. or just plain old Having a wank. I can't believe this, an entire thread about wanking and nobody's used the  emoticon yet.
Well, let me be the first. I'm thinking of all of you as I do this .Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: Tossing one off.
Playing pocket billiards. Unisex. Hand shandy. Dancing with Dick. or just plain old Having a wank. I can't believe this, an entire thread about wanking and nobody's used the emoticon yet.
Well, let me be the first. I'm thinking of all of you as I do this .Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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Jakin' the bacon....
flogging the knob..... polishing the piston.... being married....   | |
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