I just made myself some Chicken Helper (Like Hamburger Helper, but with chicken) Fried Rice. It was only slightly better than having a bat fly into my bedroom while I was sleeping and blowing it's snot into my mouth.

So yeah, if anyone else has any bad food experiences to share, or has had snot blown into their mouth by a bat, post them here and we can work through the pain together.

Yeah!! Getting a Chinese takeout once, when my husband was away, and the stuff they cook it in(probably the MSG) foaming in my mouth and the actual food not settling in my stomache and then bringing it all up!! I looked as though I had rabies!!!

You should have called this "The Bad Thread Thread."

2the9s said:

I'll knock down your institution of lies!

Okay seriously, you don't know gastrointestinal distress until you've tried Spam Helper.

2the9s said:

It exists!? That is indeed disturbing.

c ing ppl eat COD EGG SACKS, COD SPERM STRINGS, AND COD LIVER, ALL RAW, on the Fear Factor show did it 4 me....

while eye was pondering this, the same ppl turn around and had 2 eat 2 glasses of night crawlers, then pick up as many as they could N THEIR MOUTHS 2 fill up a 13 pounds bowl...
all this mess above and b low of course was UNWASHED...and had 2 b chewed and swallowed 2 qualify....uuuccckkk, xcuse me....UUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!

....eye said eye might could do it if eye could wash it down with a STRONG DIET PEPSI after....like strong enough 2 polish steel with....but eye was told part of the show was u could NOT clear the taste from ur mouth n case u UUUUUCCCCCKKKKK.....and got disqualified.

after eye qualified, gag, 4 the 50,000....eye think eye would pay someone 2 kidnap the writers of that show, and forcefeed them a plate of HobbeslesCute's BAT SNOT!

sheesh!

they say all of that ROT is a delicacy somewhere...with fly piss and larvae as a garnish on it???
where does it say u cannot wash ur food 1rst?????
even a raccoon has sense enough 2 do that!!!!!

2the9s said:

I like Spam....