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What Do Canadians Have To Be Proud Of??? I got this as an email and it made me laugh!! We are such a simple country...but we sure know how to have a great time!!
WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? 1. Smarties. 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp. 3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down. 4. Baseball is Canadian. 5. Lacrosse is Canadian. 6. Hockey is Canadian. 7. Basketball is Canadian. 8. Apple pie is Canadian. 9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass. 10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass. 11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.. 12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. 13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER. 14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour. 15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught. 16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. 17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company. 18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. 19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo. 20. We don't marry our kin-folk. 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year. 22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. 23. A Canadian invented Superman. 24. We have coloured money. 25. Our beer advertisments kick ass. BUT MOST IMPORTANT! 26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!! | |
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a lot of interesting people come from canada. | |
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and yet.. No one mentions that train wreck named Celine dion...and Alanis Moosegrill | |
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FamousBluRaincoat said: a lot of interesting people come from canada.
my wife! Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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TheRealFiness said: and yet.. No one mentions that train wreck named Celine dion...and Alanis Moosegrill
Sssshhhhh...we've managed to pawn them off on the US!!! | |
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FamousBluRaincoat said: a lot of interesting people come from canada.
Yeah...lotsa really good looking people too! | |
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Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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you guys gave us Pamela Anderson!
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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What about maple syrup ? How could you forget maple syrup! Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. | |
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Historically basketball is Not canadian... basketball was discovered by the Aztec's who set up a hoop and a round object to throw through against an opposing team...Look it up...
http://www.psrc.usm.edu/m...achtli.htm | |
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PurpleThunder said: TheRealFiness said: and yet.. No one mentions that train wreck named Celine dion...and Alanis Moosegrill
[color=indigo:a9aef45e9e]Sssshhhhh...we've managed to pawn them off on the US!!! [/color] "And that bitch Anne Murray too!" | |
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PurpleThunder said: BUT MOST IMPORTANT! The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!! god, i love ! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: PurpleThunder said: BUT MOST IMPORTANT! The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!! god, i love ! Nah...you just love the beer! heehee....I do too, along with many other bevies!! | |
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Moderator | We have Bob and Doug McKenzie. Take off, eh.
We hockey - every year hockey is our god. We love duct tape. We are so polite. We have our own Rant: I AM CANADIAN!!!!! Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: We have Bob and Doug McKenzie. Take off, eh.
We hockey - every year hockey is our god. We love duct tape. We are so polite. We have our own Rant: I AM CANADIAN!!!!! | |
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Natsume said: you guys gave us Pamela Anderson!
really? I thought she was American | |
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and Mike Meyers. "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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Canada is truely a great country. We have much to be proud of. We are consistantly ranked in the top 10 of the best countries in the world to live in and it's true. We have everything anyone could want.
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and Jim Carey
and Barenaked Ladies and Nickelback and me, PurpleThunder and luv4u. (and many more great orgers) and as for Celine and Alanis....just think about how many shitty artists are is the US. we've got 2...well maybe 3. sooooo proud to be you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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lillith said: and Barenaked Ladies and Nickelback You're proud of them!!!? | |
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And Alan Thicke.
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LittlePill said: lillith said: and Barenaked Ladies and Nickelback You're proud of them!!!? actually i am...Bryan Adams too. and Shania Twain...i may not like them all but i'm still proud. you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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ooh ooh ooh
and my fave... the Tragically Hip you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY! | |
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noepie said: speaking of which..... where is MartyMcFly? "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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mochalox said: speaking of which..... where is MartyMcFly?
Don't know. Haven't seen him here lately. WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY! | |
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Ben Johnson, stanozolol freak, my hero. | |
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i'm so glad someone mentioned Jim Carrey! i love him! he's so hilarious, he makes me wish i was canadian! | |
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FACT: Canadians are more likely to than any other nationality to eat roadkill. In fact, Canadians refer to dead raccoons found on the highway as "Toronto Bologna."
(Source: McMillan's Culture Guide 1999-2000) FACT: Almost half of the planes in the Canadian Air Force are made completely of paper.
(Source: Jane's Information Group) FACT: Canadians frequently give tourists and vistors bad directions on purpose. Many of them hope that the tourists will drive into an open mine shaft and die.
(Source: Northern Neighbor Network Online) FACT: Canadians don't tell their children about the myth of Santa Claus. When December rolls around, they entertain their kids with stories of Saint Oh, a skinny man with a pencil thin mustache who likes to stab people with an ice pick.
(Source: Winter Holidays Worldwide - p.80) This is Clearly Canadian's grape-flavored water It's GRAPE flavored and the bottle isn't even PURPLE! It's GREEN. Clearly Canadian? Clearly retarded! HERE LINK P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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"What Do Canadians Have To Be Proud Of ???"
(imo) Being the right side of the border | |
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