if yes do you make eye contact?

























do you ever just talk to yourself?


















[This message was edited Fri Jun 18 14:57:51 2004 by jepman]

absolutely not, and it creeps me out when someone wants to chat when i'm trying to eliminate fluids. there are a million places to stop and chat that aren't a men's room urinal - it's this kind of invasive behavior that gives people shy bladder! and what if you're an undercover cop trying to lure me into funny business? i'm not going down like george michael! no way!!!

I think a number 2 is fine for a nice grunt filled conversation . Don't have to make eye contact just tolerate the stinky butt!

No, I just stay to myself.

Anxiety said:

I really don't like conversing with males when I got my dick in my hand.

I remember one time I was sitting on the and this guy I was having a convo with before I went came and sat in the stall right next to me and tried to continue where we left off!! UGH!!!

To paraphrase (plagiarize) stuff I've read elsewhere...

Absolutely not. The male human, while using a urinal, stares straight forward, like a solider at attention. No conversation is permitted, unless approved in writing by Major League Baseball.

Also, another unwritten rule: try to keep as much distance between you and any other man using another urinal. And unless you have no other choice, never use the urinal directly adjacent to another urinal currently in use.

matt said:

These rules should be posted in every men's bathroom!

I usually just offer the guy head so he'll leave and I can pee in peace. Occasionally it backfires.

so to you public bathroom socialites - what is it about shit coming out of another man's ass that makes you wanna be so chatty? i honestly, truly don't get it. when it's time to poop, it's time to poop. when it's time to chat, it's time to chat. DON'T MIX THE TWO!!!! the last thing i want to imagine when i'm sitting in a stall is someone talking my ear off with half a loaf hanging out of their browneye. NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL, REALLY.

and while i'm on a rant - HOW MANY OF YOU CALL PEOPLE ON YOUR CELL PHONES WHILE YOU'RE SITTING ON THE POT AT WORK???

Anxiety said:

so graphic and so foul... luckily the brown eye isn't visible.. or at least it shouldn't be..

Anxiety said:

L M F A OOOOO


OMG!!!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts and my eyes are tearing up!!


What kind of restrooms do you guys use? Where are these places? Sounds like a bad sitcom !!! This actually goes on?

Sh*t...I can't stop laughing!!!!!

i don't spark up conversation in public, period

JusTinTimE said:

it's audible. and it's smellable. how many more senses do you need in this situation, exactly???

Not a chance in hell.

Anxiety said:

it depends.. get it... depends..

JusTinTimE said:

Anxiety said:

I text people while I'm on the toilet! So anyone who's in my phonebook... beware!

Natsume said:

she doesnt lie.

Christopher said:

:texts Christopher:

Natsume said:

p.s. I'm texting you a big fat turd!

Natsume said:

Cloudbuster said:

whats he doing?

Christopher said:

Christopher said:

He's not using the gallery properly, that's what he's doing.

sinisterpentatonic said:

That's okay. I'll be too busy sneaking a peak at your dick to talk, anyway.

You know, just to assure myself that I have the bigger one.

What?! Isn't that what men do at urinals?

Well, whadda I know? I can't pee in urinals. I've tried. But it's like I get this psychic block. I just can't pee in the presence of others. I always use the toilet.