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guys when using a urinal in public do you spark up conversation with your temporary neighbor??? if yes do you make eye contact?
do you ever just talk to yourself? [This message was edited Fri Jun 18 14:57:51 2004 by jepman] | |
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absolutely not, and it creeps me out when someone wants to chat when i'm trying to eliminate fluids. there are a million places to stop and chat that aren't a men's room urinal - it's this kind of invasive behavior that gives people shy bladder! and what if you're an undercover cop trying to lure me into funny business? i'm not going down like george michael! no way!!! | |
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I think a number 2 is fine for a nice grunt filled conversation . Don't have to make eye contact just tolerate the stinky butt! ~~~~~~~O~~~~~~~~O~~~~~~~~O~~~~~~~~O~~~
Sorry people but there are no refills on the squisheez | |
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No, I just stay to myself. | |
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Anxiety said: absolutely not, and it creeps me out when someone wants to chat when i'm trying to eliminate fluids. there are a million places to stop and chat that aren't a men's room urinal - it's this kind of invasive behavior that gives people shy bladder! and what if you're an undercover cop trying to lure me into funny business? i'm not going down like george michael! no way!!!
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I really don't like conversing with males when I got my dick in my hand.
I remember one time I was sitting on the and this guy I was having a convo with before I went came and sat in the stall right next to me and tried to continue where we left off!! UGH!!! | |
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To paraphrase (plagiarize) stuff I've read elsewhere...
Absolutely not. The male human, while using a urinal, stares straight forward, like a solider at attention. No conversation is permitted, unless approved in writing by Major League Baseball. Also, another unwritten rule: try to keep as much distance between you and any other man using another urinal. And unless you have no other choice, never use the urinal directly adjacent to another urinal currently in use. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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matt said: To paraphrase (plagiarize) stuff I've read elsewhere...
Absolutely not. The male human, while using a urinal, stares straight forward, like a solider at attention. No conversation is permitted, unless approved in writing by Major League Baseball. Also, another unwritten rule: try to keep as much distance between you and any other man using another urinal. And unless you have no other choice, never use the urinal directly adjacent to another urinal currently in use. These rules should be posted in every men's bathroom! | |
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I usually just offer the guy head so he'll leave and I can pee in peace. Occasionally it backfires. | |
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so to you public bathroom socialites - what is it about shit coming out of another man's ass that makes you wanna be so chatty? i honestly, truly don't get it. when it's time to poop, it's time to poop. when it's time to chat, it's time to chat. DON'T MIX THE TWO!!!! the last thing i want to imagine when i'm sitting in a stall is someone talking my ear off with half a loaf hanging out of their browneye. NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL, REALLY.
and while i'm on a rant - HOW MANY OF YOU CALL PEOPLE ON YOUR CELL PHONES WHILE YOU'RE SITTING ON THE POT AT WORK??? | |
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Anxiety said: so to you public bathroom socialites - what is it about shit coming out of another man's ass that makes you wanna be so chatty? i honestly, truly don't get it. when it's time to poop, it's time to poop. when it's time to chat, it's time to chat. DON'T MIX THE TWO!!!! the last thing i want to imagine when i'm sitting in a stall is someone talking my ear off with half a loaf hanging out of their browneye. NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL, REALLY.
and while i'm on a rant - HOW MANY OF YOU CALL PEOPLE ON YOUR CELL PHONES WHILE YOU'RE SITTING ON THE POT AT WORK??? so graphic and so foul... luckily the brown eye isn't visible.. or at least it shouldn't be.. DexMSR said I'm not an Orger...I just Crush alot!
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Anxiety said: so to you public bathroom socialites - what is it about shit coming out of another man's ass that makes you wanna be so chatty? i honestly, truly don't get it. when it's time to poop, it's time to poop. when it's time to chat, it's time to chat. DON'T MIX THE TWO!!!! the last thing i want to imagine when i'm sitting in a stall is someone talking my ear off with half a loaf hanging out of their browneye. NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL, REALLY.
and while i'm on a rant - HOW MANY OF YOU CALL PEOPLE ON YOUR CELL PHONES WHILE YOU'RE SITTING ON THE POT AT WORK??? L M F A OOOOO OMG!!!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts and my eyes are tearing up!! What kind of restrooms do you guys use? Where are these places? Sounds like a bad sitcom !!! This actually goes on? Sh*t...I can't stop laughing!!!!! | |
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i don't spark up conversation in public, period | |
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JusTinTimE said: so graphic and so foul... luckily the brown eye isn't visible.. or at least it shouldn't be.. it's audible. and it's smellable. how many more senses do you need in this situation, exactly??? | |
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Not a chance in hell. | |
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Anxiety said: JusTinTimE said: so graphic and so foul... luckily the brown eye isn't visible.. or at least it shouldn't be.. it's audible. and it's smellable. how many more senses do you need in this situation, exactly??? it depends.. get it... depends.. DexMSR said I'm not an Orger...I just Crush alot!
FUKIn classic wHAp MASTEr! | |
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JusTinTimE said: Anxiety said: it's audible. and it's smellable. how many more senses do you need in this situation, exactly??? it depends.. get it... depends.. | |
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Anxiety said: HOW MANY OF YOU CALL PEOPLE ON YOUR CELL PHONES WHILE YOU'RE SITTING ON THE POT AT WORK???
I text people while I'm on the toilet! So anyone who's in my phonebook... beware! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Anxiety said: HOW MANY OF YOU CALL PEOPLE ON YOUR CELL PHONES WHILE YOU'RE SITTING ON THE POT AT WORK???
I text people while I'm on the toilet! So anyone who's in my phonebook... beware! she doesnt lie. | |
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Christopher said: Natsume said: I text people while I'm on the toilet! So anyone who's in my phonebook... beware! she doesnt lie. :texts Christopher: I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Christopher said: she doesnt lie. :texts Christopher: p.s. I'm texting you a big fat turd! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Natsume said: :texts Christopher: p.s. I'm texting you a big fat turd! | |
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Cloudbuster said: whats he doing? | |
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Christopher said: whats he doing?
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Christopher said: Cloudbuster said: whats he doing? He's not using the gallery properly, that's what he's doing. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: I really don't like conversing with males when I got my dick in my hand.
That's okay. I'll be too busy sneaking a peak at your dick to talk, anyway. You know, just to assure myself that I have the bigger one. What?! Isn't that what men do at urinals? Well, whadda I know? I can't pee in urinals. I've tried. But it's like I get this psychic block. I just can't pee in the presence of others. I always use the toilet. FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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