She is becoming weaker and weaker and I fear she may soon be lost to the underworld FOREVER!!!!

Please act now to save her!!!!

I will do whatever u ask of me to help GhostlyNun.

I NEED her! U need her! THE ORG NEEDS HER!!!

SHE MUST BE SAVED!!!!!

madartista said:

I've seen it all, in dreams. These dreams have been sent to me from GhostlyNun herself!!!

She must be returned to this World in order to save us from ourselves.

I've been spending the past few days translating the ancient Stones of Ra and I've finally understood the prophecy written upon them.

It reads thus;

An Orger needs to provide a mansion of gothic description.

An Orger needs to provide a slab of stone for the corpse of the Nun to lie.

Two Orgers need to bring the corpse to the slab and recite the Pains of Ra.

Ten Orgers strong and true need to create the machine that draws the power to ensure the Revival Of Holy Chickdom.

Three Orgers must recite the ritual of 'The Revival Of Holy Chickdom'.

Only then will the Nun be reborn into this World

Only then will the Nun live to create another 'Ask GhostlyNun' thread.

Each task must be provided by a different Orger

Well, let's hope for the best, then.

Can anybody help? I'm still trying to translate the Pains of Ra and The Revival Of Holy Chickdom. Wish me luck. The GhostlyNun needs us.

I'll be spending the next few hours trying to translate the missing pieces. Once I've done that, I'll revive this thread and hope that it does the trick and that we will once again have the honour of reading GhostlyNun's holy advice.

Wish me luck and please, in the meantime, show your support for our holy, learned friend, here.

Haystack said:

I can bring some beer if that's any use?

Haystack said:

i shoulda joined the Baha'is!!!

a mansion of gothic description, huh?!

oops.
[This message was edited Fri Jul 23 18:09:17 2004 by madartista]

I found her, and she's not happy.

irresistibleb1tch said:

That's perfect! And thanks for the slabs, people.

Right, now at this stage, I've managed to translate the Pains of Ra.

I'll print the translation here, but it's up to 2 other Orgers to recite it, adding the word 'spooge' at the end of every line.

THE PAINS OF RA

The winds of power must release thee and thine

The demons will never see the messy

Muster the power of the Gods

Bring the Holy One to the light and creamy

The mantra must be written and spoken whilst creating

Soon, the Holy One will emerge, covered with the ectoplasmic

We're well on our way to getting the Nun back, now.

I'll continue to translate 'The Revival Of Holy Chickdom'...

Lleena said:

Hello?











Anyone?









.....

.....help me children..... someone must perform the recital..... it's cold in here..... my soul is being tormented..... aaaaarrggggghhhhh!!!!!.....

madartista said:

yeah... come on people... Mad and i can't do this alone...

irresistibleb1tch said:

it's a crime!

GhostlyNun said:

I don't know the recital, but I have uncovered the chant of freakinunliness! This should at least anchor your spirit to this realm until the necessary rites can be performed to bring your presence fully back into this plane:

Mekalekahighmekahineyho! Mekalekahighmekahineyho!!! Mekalekahighmekachineyho! Meklakashockamekabongobongobongo!!

Bebopalulashesmybaby! Louielouieohnomegottagonow!!Poompoompoompoompoompoompoom! Youdothehokeypokeyandyouturnyourselfaroundthatswhatitsallabout!!!

So is she gone 2004ever???

madartista said:

I think it's time to hold hands around a table, and ask Apricot Lil the psychic to channel her.


lets do it!

Lleena said:

oommmmm.....

i'm feeling a presence.

Jackson: "Oh ghostlynun, I implore thee to return to your flock, I know I could pass for a ghostly nun but somehow i think your flock would know the difference, hear me oh nun."

madartista said:

Okay Lil is all set to go, but she wants a tipple of Gin first, she says it helps her concentration.

Lleena said:

Michael's offering to step in???

Please GhostlyNun, don't you see how dire our need is????

I know you can hear our cries of anguish.

Come back.