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PrintablePOOK said That was fuckin' hilarious!!!! 
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As I'm sure has already been stated in this thread...
Two words: PAMELA ANDERSON. Beats everything in that list, hands down.  | |
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MrJoker said: I'll fart on your face you bastard!!!!  | |
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lillith said: ooh ooh ooh
and my fave... the Tragically Hip I love them!!!!!  | |
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Alex Trebek, the host of that game show Jeopardy
Actors: Lorne Greene, John Candy, Mike Meyer, Jim Carrey, Eugene Levy, and others.....
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THE RANT: (Thank you, Molson! lol)
Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.... I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.... and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!! Canada is the second largest landmass! The first nation of hockey! and the best part of North America My name is Joe!! And I am Canadian!!! "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Sinister said: MrJoker said: I'll fart on your face you bastard!!!! Shut your f***in face uncle f***er You're a c*ck-sucking, ass-licking uncle f***er You're an uncle f***er yes its true Nobody f***s uncles quite like you Shut your f***in face uncle f***er You're the one that f***ed your uncle, uncle f***er You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just f*** your uncle all day long {laughter} Whats going on here? {laughter} Uncle f***er, uncle f***er, uncle f***er Uncle f***er, uncle f***er Shut your f***in face uncle f***er You're a boner-bitting bastard uncle f***er You're an uncle f***er I must say You f***ed your uncle yesterday Haha, uncle f***er Thats U. N. C. L. E f*** you! Uncle f***aaaaa Suck my balls! God I love that song.... | |
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meow85 said: THE RANT: (Thank you, Molson! lol)
Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.... I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.... and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!! Canada is the second largest landmass! The first nation of hockey! and the best part of North America My name is Joe!! And I am Canadian!!! That's my all time favourite rant, loved the advert. I AM CANADIAN
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We have our own flag:
We have our own National Athem (bilingual) We have our own beer, Pilsner, MOLSEN, etc. We have our own t.v. stations: CTV, etc., French & English We have our own newspapers, national and provincial, etc. We have our own schooling system We have our own government Here I go,..... ranting!!!
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Can't believe no one has mentioned one of the best comedy groups in history:
The Kids In the Hall Best described as the Canadian Pythons, but have so much of their own style.
Eugene Levy, John Candy, Martin Short (who later joined SNL) and the cast of SCTV are classic too, but KITH will always be my favorite. Check out KITH on dvd. 
Dan Aykroyd, co-writer of Ghostbusters and SNL in the 70's is also very well known. Bachman Turner Overdrive I believe are Canadian. Many members of SNL over the years have been Canadian I could be wrong. Cast members are often picked from Chicago's Second City but many came to Chicago from Canada (Dan Aykroyd, Mike Myers). Canada also has a great healthcare system to be proud of, and a gorgeous country. I visited Victoria, Canada in 95, and it was wonderful there. Granted all this is coming from an American, but if I could, I'd also want to have a home in Canada. Final edit edit. [This message was edited Fri Jul 23 0:57:18 2004 by subhuman09] [This message was edited Fri Jul 23 1:20:08 2004 by subhuman09] | |
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Bonjour! Prince's current bassist is Canadian, I believe. We also have cool Candian government Parties: our Liberals are Conservatives, our Conservatives are Americans, a major opposition party to our current government, the Bloc Quebecois, don't even want to be A PART Canada half the time (therefore are really neither Canadian or American, are they?) but must be unshakably loyal to the Canada to be the opposition. Oh yeah: Wayne Gretzky-the greatest hockey player that will ever exist! Bonjour! [This message was edited Fri Jul 23 1:42:16 2004 by emmanuel] The Only One with the Power to Save Us is Ourselves | |
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The Bandleader on the David Letterman show is Canadian and is from TO. Paul Schaffer!
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subhuman09 said: Can't believe no one has mentioned one of the best comedy groups in history:
The Kids In the Hall Best described as the Canadian Pythons, but have so much of their own style.
Eugene Levy, John Candy, Martin Short (who later joined SNL) and the cast of SCTV are classic too, but KITH will always be my favorite. Check out KITH on dvd.
Dan Aykroyd, co-writer of Ghostbusters and SNL in the 70's is also very well known. Bachman Turner Overdrive I believe are Canadian. Many members of SNL over the years have been Canadian I could be wrong. Cast members are often picked from Chicago's Second City but many came to Chicago from Canada (Dan Aykroyd, Mike Myers). Canada also has a great healthcare system to be proud of, and a gorgeous country. I visited Victoria, Canada in 95, and it was wonderful there. Granted all this is coming from an American, but if I could, I'd also want to have a home in Canada. Final edit edit. [This message was edited Fri Jul 23 0:57:18 2004 by subhuman09] [This message was edited Fri Jul 23 1:20:08 2004 by subhuman09] Don't forget other rock bands (one's I can remember now): Trooper, April Wine, The Stampeders, The Guess Who, I  BTO! - gawd there are so many.
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BEAVERS APPEAR ON OUR CURRENCY AND ARE OUR NATIONAL ANIMAL!!!!! | |
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todd305 said: As I'm sure has already been stated in this thread...
Two words: PAMELA ANDERSON. Beats everything in that list, hands down. Pamela is the least-Canadian of Canadians. | |
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squirrelscientist said: BEAVERS APPEAR ON OUR CURRENCY AND ARE OUR NATIONAL ANIMAL!!!!!
On the 5 cent nickle!
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luv4u said:
Don't forget other rock bands (one's I can remember now): Trooper, April Wine, The Stampeders, The Guess Who, I BTO! - gawd there are so many.As do I. Definitely a classic. You're right, there's so many. Also another famous Canadian is Lorne Michaels, creator of SNL. He's also the loose basis for Dr. Evil. Seriously. Rented fingers edit. [This message was edited Fri Jul 23 22:51:40 2004 by subhuman09] | |
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Robin Black & The Intergalactic Rock Stars
Sloan Neil Young Melissa Auf Der Maur Shannon Tweed Estella Warren And most of all Ed the Sock! | |
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I love Ed the sock.
Wait till the Cheezy videos come on again.
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Rock band - RUSH
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luv4u said: I love Ed the sock.
Wait till the Cheezy videos come on again. I love Fromage! I'm guessing a Prince vid'll make it on this year. Ed the Sock is some kind of demi-god, I swear. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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-Joni Mitchell
-Thanksgiving in October -Tofino (ever been there? it's worth a mention all on it's own) -"eh". I know it's a stereotype but I actually do say this all the time. -The Guess Who -Terry Fox -having a double entendre as our national animal. ("The beaver is a truly proud an noble animal!")
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You guys gave us Hockey, Jim Carrey and Kids In The Hall, all for which I am eternally grateful!
Of course, its the least you could do, since you're also responsible for Celine Dion!!!
Seriously though, while we American's give Canadian's grief all the time, its all good natured! Y'all are like family!! Canadian's are, on the whole, pretty good-natured folks who take the ribbing in stride. Muchlove to our brothers and sisters to the North!!! 
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