FACT: Canadians are more likely to than any other nationality to eat roadkill. In fact, Canadians refer to dead raccoons found on the highway as "Toronto Bologna."

(Source: McMillan's Culture Guide 1999-2000)

FACT: Almost half of the planes in the Canadian Air Force are made completely of paper.

(Source: Jane's Information Group)

FACT: Canadians frequently give tourists and vistors bad directions on purpose. Many of them hope that the tourists will drive into an open mine shaft and die.

(Source: Northern Neighbor Network Online)

FACT: Canadians don't tell their children about the myth of Santa Claus. When December rolls around, they entertain their kids with stories of Saint Oh, a skinny man with a pencil thin mustache who likes to stab people with an ice pick.

(Source: Winter Holidays Worldwide - p.80)

This is Clearly Canadian's grape-flavored water
It's GRAPE flavored and the bottle isn't even PURPLE! It's GREEN.
Clearly Canadian? Clearly retarded!