I went to this virtual church tonight...kinda cool, anyway, this animated person with the name Ralph Nader tried to feel me up!

Unbelievable! I was almost pseudo assaulted by a cartoon-cyber-dude in CHURCH!

*lmbao @ your new signature*

I feel so ..... violated.....

Here was the cyber convo that went with it.....

Ralph: I am touching your face
Me: ~
Ralph: I am touching your face and ...
Me: Ralph...
Ralph: Yes
Me: STEP OFF!
Ralph:~

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I thought you would appreciate the HyVee reference.

ya'll pretty cold hearted I tell you. I almost had to kick the dude's cartoon ass!

kick him in his virtual nutz! And steal his wallet!

TheBluePrince said:

and bring it back to the org for a virtual party!
Damn, I could cyber smoke, then!

bluesbaby said:

I'd try to feel u up if you were willing.

jepman said:

STEP OFF, RALPH!

j/k

bluesbaby said:

I imagined it the convo going a little something like this:

Ralph:I've been diggin' U 4 such a long time
U don't even know that I'm alive
Something 'bout the way U walk just really blows my mind
Sorry but I'm sick of all this jive
Ok? Let me touch your body baby
Let me feel U up
Come on baby, come on
Let me feel U up
Let me touch your body baby
Let me feel U up
Come on baby, come on
Let me feel U up Something 'bout your body baby really get me hot
I'm sweating girl and it's all because of U
I don't want your credit cards or anything U got
Feel U up is all I wanna do
What do U say? Let me touch your body baby
Let me feel U up
come on baby, come on
Let me feel U up
Let me touch your body baby
Let me feel U up
Come on baby, come on
Let me feel U up I ain't looking 4 a 1 night stand
I only wanna feel U up
I don't really wanna be your man
I only wanna feel U up Physical attraction babe
It's what it's all about
Hot and cold reaction
Feel U up
Turn U out Come on baby, come on
Let me feel U up
Come on baby, come on
Let me feel U up What's the verdict? I don't like suspense
How can U resist my burning touch?
Something 'bout the way U walk just really blows my mind
I never wanted anything so much
Ok? Let me touch your body baby
Let me feel U up
Come on baby, come on
Let me feel U up
Let me touch your body baby
Let me feel U up
Come on baby, come on
Let me feel U up I've been diggin' on U (4 such a long time)
I've been diggin' on U (I've been diggin' on U)
(I've been diggin' on U) Let me touch your body baby
Let me feel U up
Come on baby, come on
Let me feel U up I ain't looking 4 a 1 night stand
I only wanna feel U up
I don't really wanna be your man
I only wanna feel U up Feel U up sugar sugar
Sugar sugar Let me touch your body baby, come on
Let me feel U up
Come on baby, come on
Let me feel U up
Let me touch your body baby, come on
Let me feel U up
Come on baby, come on
Let me feel U up Let me touch your body baby, come on
Let me feel U up
Come on baby, come on


BB:

the mental image is killin me.....LMAO

Sinisterpentatonic