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Great bumper stickers! These coutesy of George Carlin:
"I found Him! I have Jesus in the trunk." "I break for optical illusions." "I'd rather be driving." "My son sells drugs to your honor student." How about adding to the list?  | |
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I have a NARAL bumper sticker on my car. It's not that great, but I think it's neat. I also have a Pixies, a Cure and a Bjork sticker on my car. But it's not all cluttered. Really. And I have a crappy car. I wouldn't put stickers on it if I had a nice pretty car. |
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CarrieMpls said: But it's not all cluttered. Really.
Heh...cluttered: "Hug a flower - Have you smelled your children today?" (another Carlin one) [This message was edited Tue Jul 20 17:40:38 2004 by MrJoker] | |
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I LOVE Carlin's "Cars and Driving" routine! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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"My other car's the F train"
"I break for roadkill" "This end forward" "If you can read this, you're too close" | |
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2the9s said: "My other car's the F train" "I break for roadkill" "This end forward" "If you can read this, you're too close" I don't know why but that first one is cracking me the fuck up! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: 2the9s said: "My other car's the F train" "I break for roadkill" "This end forward" "If you can read this, you're too close" I don't know why but that first one is cracking me the fuck up!  | |
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I wanna be like Barbie, that bitch has everything!!! | |
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this is on my friend's boyfriend's car:
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Bumber stickers I have seen:
"Hit me I need the money" "If you can read this then you are following too closely" "I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go" 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: Bumber stickers I have seen:
"Hit me I need the money" "If you can read this then you are following too closely" "I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go" | |
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Yesterday I saw
"Practice compassionate Impeachment" Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall | |
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Back before I had a nice car I had one that said
"Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1832"(cant remember the exact year) People used to follow me home to see where I got it! | |
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Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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I always thought the Darwin Fish eating the Jesus Fish was pretty funny. Too bad I can't find a picture of it.  I reject your reality and substitute my own. 
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i have 2...
"not so close...i'm not that kind of car" and my personnal fave "i've used up all my sick days...so now i'm calling in dead"  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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