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Ralph Nader tried to feel me up! I went to this virtual church tonight...kinda cool, anyway, this animated person with the name Ralph Nader tried to feel me up!
Unbelievable! I was almost pseudo assaulted by a cartoon-cyber-dude in CHURCH! | |
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*lmbao @ your new signature* | |
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I feel so ..... violated.....
Here was the cyber convo that went with it..... Ralph: I am touching your face Me: ~ Ralph: I am touching your face and ... Me: Ralph... Ralph: Yes Me: STEP OFF! Ralph:~ | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: *lmbao @ your new signature* I thought you would appreciate the HyVee reference. | |
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ya'll pretty cold hearted I tell you. I almost had to kick the dude's cartoon ass! | |
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kick him in his virtual nutz! And steal his wallet! Blue | |
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TheBluePrince said: kick him in his virtual nutz! And steal his wallet!
and bring it back to the org for a virtual party! Damn, I could cyber smoke, then! | |
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bluesbaby said: TheBluePrince said: kick him in his virtual nutz! And steal his wallet!
and bring it back to the org for a virtual party! Damn, I could cyber smoke, then! | |
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I'd try to feel u up if you were willing. | |
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jepman said: I'd try to feel u up if you were willing.
STEP OFF, RALPH! j/k | |
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bluesbaby said: I feel so ..... violated.....
Here was the cyber convo that went with it..... Ralph: I am touching your face Me: ~ Ralph: I am touching your face and ... Me: Ralph... Ralph: Yes Me: STEP OFF! Ralph:~ I imagined it the convo going a little something like this: Ralph:I've been diggin' U 4 such a long time U don't even know that I'm alive Something 'bout the way U walk just really blows my mind Sorry but I'm sick of all this jive Ok? Let me touch your body baby Let me feel U up Come on baby, come on Let me feel U up Let me touch your body baby Let me feel U up Come on baby, come on Let me feel U up Something 'bout your body baby really get me hot I'm sweating girl and it's all because of U I don't want your credit cards or anything U got Feel U up is all I wanna do What do U say? Let me touch your body baby Let me feel U up come on baby, come on Let me feel U up Let me touch your body baby Let me feel U up Come on baby, come on Let me feel U up I ain't looking 4 a 1 night stand I only wanna feel U up I don't really wanna be your man I only wanna feel U up Physical attraction babe It's what it's all about Hot and cold reaction Feel U up Turn U out Come on baby, come on Let me feel U up Come on baby, come on Let me feel U up What's the verdict? I don't like suspense How can U resist my burning touch? Something 'bout the way U walk just really blows my mind I never wanted anything so much Ok? Let me touch your body baby Let me feel U up Come on baby, come on Let me feel U up Let me touch your body baby Let me feel U up Come on baby, come on Let me feel U up I've been diggin' on U (4 such a long time) I've been diggin' on U (I've been diggin' on U) (I've been diggin' on U) Let me touch your body baby Let me feel U up Come on baby, come on Let me feel U up I ain't looking 4 a 1 night stand I only wanna feel U up I don't really wanna be your man I only wanna feel U up Feel U up sugar sugar Sugar sugar Let me touch your body baby, come on Let me feel U up Come on baby, come on Let me feel U up Let me touch your body baby, come on Let me feel U up Come on baby, come on Let me feel U up Let me touch your body baby, come on Let me feel U up Come on baby, come on BB: | |
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the mental image is killin me.....LMAO Sinisterpentatonic | |
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hey, where do i sign up for this virtual church thing?!?!
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