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unsafe fellatio http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.g...s=14870871
Accidental condom inhalation. Arya CL, Gupta R, Arora VK. Jaswant Rai Speciality Hospital, Meerut, India. A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. Inspite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio. Publication Types: Case Reports PMID: 14870871 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE] So take that damn rubber off!  | |
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Hey, I've had a whooping cough lately.  | |
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theVelvetRoper said: Hey, I've had a whooping cough lately.
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theVelvetRoper said: Hey, I've had a whooping cough lately.
So much for safe oral sex.  | |
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She must've been sucking the hell out of that dick not to have noticed. It had to have been a prostitute, who else would require a guy to wear a condom whilst giving him head? | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: She must've been sucking the hell out of that dick not to have noticed. It had to have been a prostitute, who else would require a guy to wear a condom whilst giving him head?
Good catch... | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: She must've been sucking the hell out of that dick not to have noticed. It had to have been a prostitute, who else would require a guy to wear a condom whilst giving him head?
I was with a guy who had "been around" and I made him wear a condom when I gave him head. Better safe than sorry. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: She must've been sucking the hell out of that dick not to have noticed. It had to have been a prostitute, who else would require a guy to wear a condom whilst giving him head?
I was with a guy who had "been around" and I made him wear a condom when I gave him head. Better safe than sorry. Not if you suck it to shreds like she did though.  | |
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J0eyC0c0 said: Sweeny79 said: I was with a guy who had "been around" and I made him wear a condom when I gave him head. Better safe than sorry. Not if you suck it to shreds like she did though. Well I'm not an idiot and I know to hold the base of the condom when I get to work.  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: J0eyC0c0 said: Not if you suck it to shreds like she did though. Well I'm not an idiot and I know to hold the base of the condom when I get to work.  | |
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nesseone said: Sweeny79 said: Well I'm not an idiot and I know to hold the base of the condom when I get to work. a girl after my own heart     In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: nesseone said: a girl after my own heart   | |
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   In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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what i wanna know is how the hell could the woman not know that she swallowed something other than jizz in the first place?  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: what i wanna know is how the hell could the woman not know that she swallowed something other than jizz in the first place?
Exactly!  Must have been someone VERY drunk or VERY inexperienced. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: what i wanna know is how the hell could the woman not know that she swallowed something other than jizz in the first place?
Maybe his stuff always had a rubber-like texture?  | |
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I don't see the point of giving head with a condom on. I'd rather settle for a nice oily handjob. | |
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She might have known about it, but was too embarrassed to admit to her doctors "Hey, I swallowed a condom and it's stuck in my throat." Perhaps she just wanted them to eventually figure out what had happened by themselves.
Quite similar to this: "A 1990 article from the The American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology described a case in which a 29-year-old woman visited a clinic "complaining of missed periods and seeking termination of a possible pregnancy." The examining physician found and removed a "cylindrical mass of pale-gray tissue" (7 cm long and 3 cm in diameter) from her vagina. The elicitation of "further historical information" from the patient confirmed that "the object was a deer tongue used for masturbation." The article provided no details about how the woman obtained the deer tongue, how long it had been lodged in her vagina, or whether she had truly forgotten about it until she started missing periods. (It's likely that the patient had inserted the tongue only a day or two earlier, had been unable to retrieve it herself, and had then made up a story about being concerned over missed periods and a possible pregnancy as a means of prompting a doctor's examination because she was too embarrassed to disclose to medical personnel the true nature of her complaint.)" http://www.snopes.com/ris...tongue.asp I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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ConsciousContact said: I don't see the point of giving head with a condom on. I'd rather settle for a nice oily handjob.
Well there is one depending on who ya plan on giving a blowjob, but if you have to worry about where that dick has been, you might have to reconsider doing anything to it...IMHO. | |
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Natsume said: She might have known about it, but was too embarrassed to admit to her doctors "Hey, I swallowed a condom and it's stuck in my throat." Perhaps she just wanted them to eventually figure out what had happened by themselves.
Quite similar to this: "A 1990 article from the The American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology described a case in which a 29-year-old woman visited a clinic "complaining of missed periods and seeking termination of a possible pregnancy." The examining physician found and removed a "cylindrical mass of pale-gray tissue" (7 cm long and 3 cm in diameter) from her vagina. The elicitation of "further historical information" from the patient confirmed that "the object was a deer tongue used for masturbation." The article provided no details about how the woman obtained the deer tongue, how long it had been lodged in her vagina, or whether she had truly forgotten about it until she started missing periods. (It's likely that the patient had inserted the tongue only a day or two earlier, had been unable to retrieve it herself, and had then made up a story about being concerned over missed periods and a possible pregnancy as a means of prompting a doctor's examination because she was too embarrassed to disclose to medical personnel the true nature of her complaint.)" http://www.snopes.com/ris...tongue.asp o m f g !  | |
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Natsume said: She might have known about it, but was too embarrassed to admit to her doctors "Hey, I swallowed a condom and it's stuck in my throat." Perhaps she just wanted them to eventually figure out what had happened by themselves.
Quite similar to this: "A 1990 article from the The American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology described a case in which a 29-year-old woman visited a clinic "complaining of missed periods and seeking termination of a possible pregnancy." The examining physician found and removed a "cylindrical mass of pale-gray tissue" (7 cm long and 3 cm in diameter) from her vagina. The elicitation of "further historical information" from the patient confirmed that "the object was a deer tongue used for masturbation." The article provided no details about how the woman obtained the deer tongue, how long it had been lodged in her vagina, or whether she had truly forgotten about it until she started missing periods. (It's likely that the patient had inserted the tongue only a day or two earlier, had been unable to retrieve it herself, and had then made up a story about being concerned over missed periods and a possible pregnancy as a means of prompting a doctor's examination because she was too embarrassed to disclose to medical personnel the true nature of her complaint.)" http://www.snopes.com/ris...tongue.asp I'da just left it there and swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.  Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Natsume said: She might have known about it, but was too embarrassed to admit to her doctors "Hey, I swallowed a condom and it's stuck in my throat." Perhaps she just wanted them to eventually figure out what had happened by themselves.
Quite similar to this: "A 1990 article from the The American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology described a case in which a 29-year-old woman visited a clinic "complaining of missed periods and seeking termination of a possible pregnancy." The examining physician found and removed a "cylindrical mass of pale-gray tissue" (7 cm long and 3 cm in diameter) from her vagina. The elicitation of "further historical information" from the patient confirmed that "the object was a deer tongue used for masturbation." The article provided no details about how the woman obtained the deer tongue, how long it had been lodged in her vagina, or whether she had truly forgotten about it until she started missing periods. (It's likely that the patient had inserted the tongue only a day or two earlier, had been unable to retrieve it herself, and had then made up a story about being concerned over missed periods and a possible pregnancy as a means of prompting a doctor's examination because she was too embarrassed to disclose to medical personnel the true nature of her complaint.)" http://www.snopes.com/ris...tongue.asp I'da just left it there and swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. | |
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On her bedroom door!!!! "It's only been an hour since you left me, but it feels like a million days...... I'd crawl on my belly and beg you but you're so far away." | |
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J0eyC0c0 said: ConsciousContact said: I don't see the point of giving head with a condom on. I'd rather settle for a nice oily handjob.
Well there is one depending on who ya plan on giving a blowjob, but if you have to worry about where that dick has been, you might have to reconsider doing anything to it...IMHO. Yeah, I know there's the safety aspect. I mean that I'd rather have a nice handjob than oral with a condom. I don't think you can catch anything from a handjob. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: what i wanna know is how the hell could the woman not know that she swallowed something other than jizz in the first place?
She was too busy swallowing other stuff to notice  Blue  | |
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Natsume said: She might have known about it, but was too embarrassed to admit to her doctors "Hey, I swallowed a condom and it's stuck in my throat." Perhaps she just wanted them to eventually figure out what had happened by themselves.
Quite similar to this: "A 1990 article from the The American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology described a case in which a 29-year-old woman visited a clinic "complaining of missed periods and seeking termination of a possible pregnancy." The examining physician found and removed a "cylindrical mass of pale-gray tissue" (7 cm long and 3 cm in diameter) from her vagina. The elicitation of "further historical information" from the patient confirmed that "the object was a deer tongue used for masturbation." The article provided no details about how the woman obtained the deer tongue, how long it had been lodged in her vagina, or whether she had truly forgotten about it until she started missing periods. (It's likely that the patient had inserted the tongue only a day or two earlier, had been unable to retrieve it herself, and had then made up a story about being concerned over missed periods and a possible pregnancy as a means of prompting a doctor's examination because she was too embarrassed to disclose to medical personnel the true nature of her complaint.)" http://www.snopes.com/ris...tongue.asp Now you ladies know what to do if you have any dear tongues laying about the house.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Sweeny79 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: what i wanna know is how the hell could the woman not know that she swallowed something other than jizz in the first place?
Exactly! Must have been someone VERY drunk or VERY inexperienced. | |
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