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"The Ghetto Quiz" Inspired by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld's "you know your ghetto..." post. From Urbanhumor.com
Ghetto Quiz! Let's add up how ghetto fab you are: You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points) If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. (10 points) You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. ( 5 + 5 extra points your house was the candy lady) If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3points for each) If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.(2 points) If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.(5 points) If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.(5 points) If you have ever played any of the following games:hide and go seek, freeze tag, momma may I?, or red light/green light (2 points each) If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell) If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (5 points) If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away) If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points +15 if you still do it) The batteries in you remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape. (5 points) If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each: Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather,Stetson,Charlie, or Faberge) You've ever used tussy. (5 points) You've never been to the dentist. (10 points.) If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: kay-kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-naydee-dee,man-man, junebug, etc. (5 points) You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points) You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points) You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (5 points) You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example: Craig nem' or momma nem') (5 points) You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.(5 points) Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (10 points) You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (10 points) You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points) You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.(3 points) The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (5 points) You don't have your own place but your child had a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points) You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points) You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points) What's your score? 0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs 51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex- hoodrat 76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh? 150 points or more - Still there, huh? | |
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DexMSR said: I know it's stupid, but a nice little 2 min. giggle for those with no real lives to waste their time living. | |
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0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs
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EroticPolitics said: Inspired by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld's "you know your ghetto..." post. From Urbanhumor.com
Ghetto Quiz! Let's add up how ghetto fab you are: You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points) 3 points I have used a piece of cardboard before If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. (10 points) 10 You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. ( 5 + 5 extra points your house was the candy lady) 5 If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3points for each) 0 If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.(2 points) 2 If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.(5 points) 0 If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.(5 points) 0 If you have ever played any of the following games:hide and go seek, freeze tag, momma may I?, or red light/green light (2 points each) 2 If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)4 If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (5 points) 0 If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away) 10 
If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points +15 if you still do it) 0 The batteries in you remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape. (5 points) 5....I lost the back to the remote...
If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each: Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather,Stetson,Charlie, or Faberge)0 You've ever used tussy. (5 points) 0 You've never been to the dentist. (10 points.)0 If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: kay-kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-naydee-dee,man-man, junebug, etc. (5 points)0 You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points) 0 You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points) 2 You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (5 points) 5 You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example: Craig nem' or momma nem') (5 points) 0 You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.(5 points)5 My broke ass could not afford the tire at the time 
Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (10 points)0 You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (10 points)0 You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points) 2 You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.(3 points)2 its hard for me to type sometimes
The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (5 points)0 You don't have your own place but your child had a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points) 0 You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)0 You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)0 What's your score? 54 51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex- hoodrat.... Ex-hoodrat??? | |
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i'm an ex hoodrat. actually i grew up in a trailer park 
they're very similar.  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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EroticPolitics said: Inspired by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld's "you know your ghetto..." post. From Urbanhumor.com
Ghetto Quiz! Let's add up how ghetto fab you are: You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points) If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. (10 points) You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. ( 5 + 5 extra points your house was the candy lady) 5 If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3points for each) If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.(2 points) 2 If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.(5 points) If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.(5 points) 5 If you have ever played any of the following games:hide and go seek, freeze tag, momma may I?, or red light/green light (2 points each) 8 If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell) 4 If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (5 points) 5 If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away) If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points +15 if you still do it) 5 The batteries in you remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape. (5 points) 5 If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each: Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather,Stetson,Charlie, or Faberge) You've ever used tussy. (5 points) You've never been to the dentist. (10 points.) If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: kay-kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-naydee-dee,man-man, junebug, etc. (5 points) 5 You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points) 3 You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points) You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (5 points) You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example: Craig nem' or momma nem') (5 points) You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.(5 points) Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (10 points) 10 You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (10 points) You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points) 2 You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.(3 points) The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (5 points) You don't have your own place but your child had a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points) You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points) You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points) 20 What's your score? 0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs 51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex- hoodrat 76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh? 150 points or more - Still there, huh? 79 | |
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0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs "Did u love somebody
But got no love in return? Did u understand the real meaning of love? That it just is and never yearns" ...Prince | |
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Some of those questions were kinda touchy, otherz were funny. Anyhow...
78- I spent some time in the hood and proud of it dammit, I wouldn't be where I am today! [This message was edited Sun Jul 18 20:14:00 2004 by TheBluePrince] Blue  | |
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EroticPolitics said:[quote]Inspired by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld's "you know your ghetto..." post. From Urbanhumor.com
Ghetto Quiz! Let's add up how ghetto fab you are: You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points) 5 If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. (10 points) 10 You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. ( 5 + 5 extra points your house was the candy lady) 5 If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3points for each) 6 If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.(2 points) 2 If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.(5 points) 5 If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.(5 points) 0 If you have ever played any of the following games:hide and go seek, freeze tag, momma may I?, or red light/green light (2 points each) 8 If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell) 4 If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (5 points) 5 If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away) 0 If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points +15 if you still do it) 20
The batteries in you remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape. (5 points) 5 If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each: Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather,Stetson,Charlie, or Faberge) 2 You've ever used tussy. (5 points) 0 You've never been to the dentist. (10 points.) 0 If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: kay-kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-naydee-dee,man-man, junebug, etc. (5 points) 5 You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points) 0 You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points) 2 You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (5 points) 0 You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example: Craig nem' or momma nem') (5 points) 5 You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.(5 points) 0 Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (10 points) 10 You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (10 points) 0You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points) 2 You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.(3 points) 1 typing The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (5 points) 0 You don't have your own place but your child had a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points) 0 You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points) 0 You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points) 0 What's your score?102 76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh? no but small close knit country ass black community 
We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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EroticPolitics said: Inspired by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld's "you know your ghetto..." post. From Urbanhumor.com
Ghetto Quiz! Let's add up how ghetto fab you are: You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points) 5 If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. (10 points) 10 You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. ( 5 + 5 extra points your house was the candy lady)5 If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3points for each) 3 If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.(2 points) 2 If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.(5 points) 5 If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.(5 points) 0 If you have ever played any of the following games:hide and go seek, freeze tag, momma may I?, or red light/green light (2 points each)8 If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)4 If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (5 points)5 If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away)5 If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points +15 if you still do it)5 The batteries in you remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape. (5 points)5 If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each: Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather,Stetson,Charlie, or Faberge) 1 You've ever used tussy. (5 points)5 You've never been to the dentist. (10 points.) 0 If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: kay-kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-naydee-dee,man-man, junebug, etc. (5 points) 5 You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)3 You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points) 2 You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (5 points) 5 You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example: Craig nem' or momma nem') (5 points) 5 You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.(5 points)5 Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (10 points) 10 You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (10 points) 0 You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points)2 HELL, I BRING MY OWN ZIPLOCK! You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.(3 points) 0 The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (5 points) 0 You don't have your own place but your child had a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points) 0 You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points) 0 You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points) 0 What's your score? 0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs 51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex- hoodrat 76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh? 150 points or more - Still there, huh? TOTAL 93 AND I'M STILL IN THE HOOD YOU FORGOT PLAYING JUMP ROPE WITH A TELEPHONE CORD, AND CALLING JOLLY RANCHER CANDY "WINE CANDY"  I'M NOT SHOUTING, JEEZ! | |
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51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex- hoodrat I'm not a hoodrat....I'm just country as hell at times   Four strings across the bridge. Ready to carry me over,Over the quavers, drunk in the bars,Out of the realm of the orchestra  | |
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I'm 75. lol. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex- hoodrat | |
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76 - 150..spent a lil time in the projects... i got some to add to the list: u turn ur tv on wit a key (i used to do this all the time..then i damn near got shocked and got a new tv) u got illegal cable u follow the 3 second rule: if u drop it on the floor and pick it up b4 3 seconds its still good u drop food on the floor and say the god made dirt thing and still eat it. u gotta heat watter on the stove to take a bath cuz ur water contaminated. Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it! | |
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