why a cucumber is better than ms smarty pants...

1. a cucumber wont get pissed if you eat another one

2. a cucumber will never ask you if you think its fat

3. when a cucumber gets old, just buy another one

4. if a cucumber tastes bad you wont have to think of an excuse to stop eating it

5. a cucumber wont get feelings hurt if your watching TV while your eating it

6. a cucumber doesnt care if it ever leaves the house

7. a cucumber wont tell you about everyone else's buisness when you walk through the door

8. a cucumber wont ask you were your going when walking out the door

9. cucumbers dont have mothers

10. a cucumber will never develop issues because you paid for it

11. a cucumber doesnt care if you exchange it for another

12. its not a problem if someone eats your cucumber while your at work

13. a cucumber wont mind if you split it with your buddy

14. a cucumber wont care if you put something on it so it tastes better

15. a cucumber wont cry if you like the org. better than it

lossin' it

TOO funny crazyhorse!!!

A cucumber could careless if you were a manwhore.

FILTH!!!!!

MsSmartypants said:

Oh go choke on some Earl Grey

A friend of mine bought me a "Happy Cucumber Vibrator" for Christmas a few years ago. We used to trade gifts in school, so in homeroom I opened it up in the middle of the class. I would say how embarrassing it was, but I actually just thought it was hilarious. My "Happy Cucumber" had those reasons listed on the box, of why cucumbers are better than men (not Ms. Smarty Pants).

Actually, I really liked that thing.