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15 reasons why a cucumber is better than ms smarty pants...
1. a cucumber wont get pissed if you eat another one 2. a cucumber will never ask you if you think its fat 3. when a cucumber gets old, just buy another one 4. if a cucumber tastes bad you wont have to think of an excuse to stop eating it 5. a cucumber wont get feelings hurt if your watching TV while your eating it 6. a cucumber doesnt care if it ever leaves the house 7. a cucumber wont tell you about everyone else's buisness when you walk through the door 8. a cucumber wont ask you were your going when walking out the door 9. cucumbers dont have mothers 10. a cucumber will never develop issues because you paid for it 11. a cucumber doesnt care if you exchange it for another 12. its not a problem if someone eats your cucumber while your at work 13. a cucumber wont mind if you split it with your buddy 14. a cucumber wont care if you put something on it so it tastes better 15. a cucumber wont cry if you like the org. better than it lossin' it | |
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Moderator | Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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TOO funny crazyhorse!!! | |
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A cucumber could careless if you were a manwhore. | |
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FILTH!!!!! Love it or shove it! | |
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Moderator | MsSmartypants said: FILTH!!!!!
Oh go choke on some Earl Grey Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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A friend of mine bought me a "Happy Cucumber Vibrator" for Christmas a few years ago. We used to trade gifts in school, so in homeroom I opened it up in the middle of the class. I would say how embarrassing it was, but I actually just thought it was hilarious. My "Happy Cucumber" had those reasons listed on the box, of why cucumbers are better than men (not Ms. Smarty Pants).
Actually, I really liked that thing. | |
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