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Top 40 ways women fail in bed.... 1. lack imagination and innatiative, which results in them lying there like a corpse.
2. bad technique. 3. halotosis. 4. Stinking pootang. 5. they 2 easy on this planet. Give up the goods and wonder Y they single. Please continue orgers.... | |
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6. faking  - why do it? why? why not just sit there silently and make the man think hey I gotta do better?! | |
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and i bet you spend all your time fending them off. You irrestistable charmer, you.  | |
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Marrk said: and i bet you spend all your time fending them off. You irrestistable charmer, you.
I could think of alot more for men!   | |
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Trebor said: 1. lack imagination and innatiative, which results in them lying there like a corpse.
2. bad technique. 3. halotosis. 4. Stinking pootang. 5. they 2 easy on this planet. Give up the goods and wonder Y they single. Please continue orgers.... Why continue? 1. You've only slept with 5 women? 2. You've only slept with one woman who had all of the above - but that's the best you deserve? 3. You've never slept with a woman because you can't spell and you can't count past five? . ALT+PLS+RTN: Pure as a pane of ice. It's a gift. |
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moderatorlangebleu said: Trebor said: 1. lack imagination and innatiative, which results in them lying there like a corpse.
2. bad technique. 3. halotosis. 4. Stinking pootang. 5. they 2 easy on this planet. Give up the goods and wonder Y they single. Please continue orgers.... Why continue? 1. You've only slept with 5 women? 2. You've only slept with one woman who had all of the above - but that's the best you deserve? 3. You've never slept with a woman because you can't spell and you can't count past five? . I choose #3 "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I actually want an honest 40. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Trebor said: 1. lack imagination and innatiative, which results in them lying there like a corpse.
2. bad technique. 3. halotosis. 4. Stinking pootang. 5. they 2 easy on this planet. Give up the goods and wonder Y they single. Please continue orgers.... seems like u know how 2 pick em.. | |
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7. Lack of a penis and testicles (though there are some really kinda hot drag kings I'd seriously consider, um....never mind...  ) | |
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Come on man, the top 40 why men fail was actually helpful and nicely said- this is just mean!
The faking bit is a good point- though I love the Love moans though- I never know if they faked it or not 'cuase they r too kind- so their hearts in the right place! Faking it is actually cool with me actually "Iam a fool 4 ur love moans" I could suggest the giving men head bit: sometimes girls r too hard on the little fella but happens the other way round too- too soft But the privates conflict that we all pleasure each other differently makes it more exiting to me! Weakness in bed is fine with me! Sex in general should never be embarrassing! iam kind like most of us r... | |
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top 40 ways Trebor fails at creating a mirror thread:
1) basically creating flame-bait. 2 thru 40) see #1. no jivin. | |
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