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Printable25. NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary. ewwwww! 
31. NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
what the fuck! 40. THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen. lol Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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lillith said: suomynona said: 2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. i'd like to elaborate on this one a little if i may.... nibble on the earlobe, suck on the earlobe, lick on the earlobe...but don't...i repeat DON'T stick your tongue in my ear. does ANYONE like this??!!?? a very loud wet squishy noise directly into my ear drum is NOT erotic...its just wet. and annoying.  Yikes sticking the tongue in the ear is gross and and loud sounding not erotic. 
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