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PrintableSinister said: MrJoker said: I pass the test on all of these except for #6, but she likes it so that's okay.
 Have you ever had your nipples twiddled in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my all my women I just like the sound of it..... 
Holy Bat nipples edit.... [This message was edited Thu Jul 15 16:10:08 2004 by Sinister] LMAO.... | |
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meow85 said: For anyone who criticized this list:
I'm pretty sure the point was; "Don't do this shit unless you know she likes it." exactly... but sometimes you have to try to find out
the batman replies had me  ... thanks for that  | |
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37. TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.
Fuck that...talkin dirty is a must | |
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crazyhorse said: 37. TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.
Fuck that...talkin dirty is a must  | |
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nesseone said: crazyhorse said: 37. TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.
Fuck that...talkin dirty is a must | |
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Actually I have been known to take used condoms, tie a knot at the top, and do really really mean things with it. So don't ever let me near one! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Actually I have been known to take used condoms, tie a knot at the top, and do really really mean things with it. So don't ever let me near one!
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althom said: Natsume said: Actually I have been known to take used condoms, tie a knot at the top, and do really really mean things with it. So don't ever let me near one!
this includes you, althom! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Actually I have been known to take used condoms, tie a knot at the top, and do really really mean things with it. So don't ever let me near one!
u are a freak! i love it lmao... | |
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Case said: 5. BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.
Hmmmm...some girls LIKE that! 37. TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know. Actually, I think she's a bad lay if she doesn't like dirty talk. Those dirty words are EXCITING! I dislike prudes...  |
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Natsume said: althom said: this includes you, althom!  | |
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Case said: 5. BITING HER NIPPLES.
Ahem... | |
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Byron said: Oh, good lord...
 ...like women are one-size-fit-all and there's this singular manual that's appropriate for every female on the planet...sheesh..lol
A basic rule that ALWAYS applies: women are individuals, with individual bodies and individual minds, hearts and souls, and who's likes/dislikes are as individual as they are... Want another one??...Here goes: true, sincere intimacy & passionate love trumps ALL the things listed above. With both, you'll both grow to share trust and respect with one another...which means you'll both want to know and discover all you can about one another...and yes, that includes in bed. Inhibitions tend to drop quickly when intimacy, love, trust and respect reign between two people... Sex is mental & emotional far more than it is physical...that's a tip, folks.   | |
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Byron said: Oh, good lord...
...like women are one-size-fit-all and there's this singular manual that's appropriate for every female on the planet...sheesh..lol
A basic rule that ALWAYS applies: women are individuals, with individual bodies and individual minds, hearts and souls, and who's likes/dislikes are as individual as they are... Want another one??...Here goes: true, sincere intimacy & passionate love trumps ALL the things listed above. With both, you'll both grow to share trust and respect with one another...which means you'll both want to know and discover all you can about one another...and yes, that includes in bed. Inhibitions tend to drop quickly when intimacy, love, trust and respect reign between two people... Sex is mental & emotional far more than it is physical...that's a tip, folks. Permission to clone you, sir?    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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lillith said: suomynona said: 2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. i'd like to elaborate on this one a little if i may.... nibble on the earlobe, suck on the earlobe, lick on the earlobe...but don't...i repeat DON'T stick your tongue in my ear. does ANYONE like this??!!?? a very loud wet squishy noise directly into my ear drum is NOT erotic...its just wet. and annoying. You know chicks do this too... so I couldnt agree more  and there it is | |
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Byron said: Oh, good lord...
...like women are one-size-fit-all and there's this singular manual that's appropriate for every female on the planet...sheesh..lol
A basic rule that ALWAYS applies: women are individuals, with individual bodies and individual minds, hearts and souls, and who's likes/dislikes are as individual as they are... Want another one??...Here goes: true, sincere intimacy & passionate love trumps ALL the things listed above. With both, you'll both grow to share trust and respect with one another...which means you'll both want to know and discover all you can about one another...and yes, that includes in bed. Inhibitions tend to drop quickly when intimacy, love, trust and respect reign between two people... Sex is mental & emotional far more than it is physical...that's a tip, folks. lawd stop sucking up to the women 
(or least make it less obvious) and there it is | |
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crazyhorse said: 37. TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.
Fuck that...talkin dirty is a must heeeeell yeah!! 
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DreZone said: I agree with a lot of this but some women DO actually like the dirty talk...
"Washboard stomach with a 6-pack ass" - hmm, could make a good song, may have 2 write that! 
'dre I have never found a man that sounds good when he tries to talk dirty. (except Prince- he's the master! ) Great list!!! Men need to read it and learn from it. | |
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4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
she likes it ruff.. 6. TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. "enjoy the pain female dawg" I always say 7. IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. screw that.. Im in charge of her body when we get nasty 15. MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. not a problem, never massage her anyway 16. UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. aint no such thing 18. GOING TOO FAST. she better learn to hold on when I go to work 19. GOING TOO HARD. puuuuhlease
20. COMING TOO SOON. I always cum on time 22. ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. I never ask.. dont care really 
25. NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. what!! that's the best part!! cuming all over her face when she least expects it
27. TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. You can learn alot you know 29. ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. I never ask 30. TAKING PICTURES. hell yeah!! .. always
33. ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. It's great fun 38. NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. Of course not and there it is | |
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CokeJohnson said: lillith said: i'd like to elaborate on this one a little if i may.... nibble on the earlobe, suck on the earlobe, lick on the earlobe...but don't...i repeat DON'T stick your tongue in my ear. does ANYONE like this??!!?? a very loud wet squishy noise directly into my ear drum is NOT erotic...its just wet. and annoying. You know chicks do this too... so I couldnt agree more oh i know they do...not me though!!! it should be banned for both sexes...unless of course someone specifically asks for it. i have started aking friends, aquaintances and random drunk people in bars their opinion on this subject. i have found that the majority of men like it (with a few exceptions) and the majority of women don't. interesting. you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
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Im so disappointed no women got upset about my previous post  and there it is | |
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CokeJohnson said: Im so disappointed no women got upset about my previous post
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CokeJohnson said: 4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
she likes it ruff.. 6. TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. "enjoy the pain female dawg" I always say 7. IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. screw that.. Im in charge of her body when we get nasty 15. MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. not a problem, never massage her anyway 16. UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. aint no such thing 18. GOING TOO FAST. she better learn to hold on when I go to work 19. GOING TOO HARD. puuuuhlease
20. COMING TOO SOON. I always cum on time 22. ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. I never ask.. dont care really
25. NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. what!! that's the best part!! cuming all over her face when she least expects it
27. TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. You can learn alot you know 29. ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. I never ask 30. TAKING PICTURES. hell yeah!! .. always
33. ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. It's great fun 38. NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. Of course not It's obvious that u don't know what u're talking about  Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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MarySharon said: CokeJohnson said: 4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
she likes it ruff.. 6. TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. "enjoy the pain female dawg" I always say 7. IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. screw that.. Im in charge of her body when we get nasty 15. MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. not a problem, never massage her anyway 16. UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. aint no such thing 18. GOING TOO FAST. she better learn to hold on when I go to work 19. GOING TOO HARD. puuuuhlease
20. COMING TOO SOON. I always cum on time 22. ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. I never ask.. dont care really
25. NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. what!! that's the best part!! cuming all over her face when she least expects it
27. TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. You can learn alot you know 29. ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. I never ask 30. TAKING PICTURES. hell yeah!! .. always
33. ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. It's great fun 38. NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. Of course not It's obvious that u don't know what u're talking about female dawg puuuuhlease
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 Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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CokeJohnson said: Im so disappointed no women got upset about my previous post
maybe some of them liked it  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: CokeJohnson said: Im so disappointed no women got upset about my previous post
maybe some of them liked it 
I think you may be on to something and there it is | |
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CokeJohnson said: AndGodCreatedMe said: maybe some of them liked it
I think you may be on to something | |
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20. COMING TOO SOON. Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too. 21. NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man. damn men can't win..can yall? don't come 2 soon! don't come do slow! hahahahaha Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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