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Printableirresistibleb1tch said:  Martina, what is that line from The Life of Brian, something about "He is not the saviour, he is a very naughty boy"? something like that! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: 
No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Even, and I want to make this perfectly clear, even if they do say.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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Is that after he opens his window, butt nekkid! 
His Mum was a right old bully with him  | |
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Lleena said: Martina, what is that line from The Life of Brian, something about "He is not the saviour, he is a very naughty boy"? something like that! Yeah, and verily : FOLLOWERS: Show us the Messiah! The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah! MANDY: Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! FOLLOWERS: Who are you?! MANDY: I'm his mother. That's who. FOLLOWERS: Behold His mother! Behold His mother! Hail to thee, mother of Brian! Blessed art thou, Hosanna! All praise to thee, now and always! MANDY: Ohhh, now, don't think you can get around me like that. He's not coming out, and that's my final word. Now, shove off! FOLLOWERS: No! MANDY: Did you hear what I said? FOLLOWERS: Yes! MANDY: Oh, I see. It-- it's like that, is it? FOLLOWERS: Yes! MANDY: Ohh. Oh, all right, then. You can see him for one minute, but not one second more. Do you understand? FOLLOWERS: Yes. MANDY: Promise? FOLLOWERS: Well, all right. MANDY: All right. Here he is, then. Come on, Brian. Come and talk to them. BRIAN: But, Mum. Judith. MANDY: Now, leave that Welsh tart alone. BRIAN: But I don't really want to, Mum. FOLLOWERS: Brian! Brian! Brian!... BRIAN: Good morning. FOLLOWERS: A blessing! A blessing! A blessing!... BRIAN: No. No, please! Please! Please listen. I've got one or two things to say. FOLLOWERS: Tell us. Tell us both of them. ..... Sorry, forgot to include the link : http://www.mwscomp.com/mo.../brian.htm Include the link edit [This message was edited Thu Jul 15 5:41:22 2004 by AsylumUtopia] [This message was edited Thu Jul 15 5:41:46 2004 by AsylumUtopia] Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: Lleena said: Martina, what is that line from The Life of Brian, something about "He is not the saviour, he is a very naughty boy"? something like that! Yeah, and verily : FOLLOWERS: Show us the Messiah! The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah! MANDY: Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! FOLLOWERS: Who are you?! MANDY: I'm his mother. That's who. FOLLOWERS: Behold His mother! Behold His mother! Hail to thee, mother of Brian! Blessed art thou, Hosanna! All praise to thee, now and always! MANDY: Ohhh, now, don't think you can get around me like that. He's not coming out, and that's my final word. Now, shove off! FOLLOWERS: No! MANDY: Did you hear what I said? FOLLOWERS: Yes! MANDY: Oh, I see. It-- it's like that, is it? FOLLOWERS: Yes! MANDY: Ohh. Oh, all right, then. You can see him for one minute, but not one second more. Do you understand? FOLLOWERS: Yes. MANDY: Promise? FOLLOWERS: Well, all right. MANDY: All right. Here he is, then. Come on, Brian. Come and talk to them. BRIAN: But, Mum. Judith. MANDY: Now, leave that Welsh tart alone. BRIAN: But I don't really want to, Mum. FOLLOWERS: Brian! Brian! Brian!... BRIAN: Good morning. FOLLOWERS: A blessing! A blessing! A blessing!... BRIAN: No. No, please! Please! Please listen. I've got one or two things to say. FOLLOWERS: Tell us. Tell us both of them. ..... Sorry, forgot to include the link : http://www.mwscomp.com/mo.../brian.htm Include the link edit [This message was edited Thu Jul 15 5:41:22 2004 by AsylumUtopia] [This message was edited Thu Jul 15 5:41:46 2004 by AsylumUtopia] Thanks Asylum! | |
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AsylumUtopia said: irresistibleb1tch said:
No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Even, and I want to make this perfectly clear, even if they do say.... ... Jehovah! | |
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Lleena said: irresistibleb1tch said: Martina, what is that line from The Life of Brian, something about "He is not the saviour, he is a very naughty boy"? something like that! it's where the women dress up as men and go to the stoning of this blasphemer. the official is trying to keep them from casting the first stone and ends up being stoned himself. couldn't help but think of this when i saw this thread... | |
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Cleese and Chapman are ace!
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irresistibleb1tch said: Lleena said: Martina, what is that line from The Life of Brian, something about "He is not the saviour, he is a very naughty boy"? something like that! it's where the women dress up as men and go to the stoning of this blasphemer. the official is trying to keep them from casting the first stone and ends up being stoned himself. couldn't help but think of this when i saw this thread... I need to watch this film again.. I saw it ages ago! | |
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Lleena said: irresistibleb1tch said: it's where the women dress up as men and go to the stoning of this blasphemer. the official is trying to keep them from casting the first stone and ends up being stoned himself. couldn't help but think of this when i saw this thread... I need to watch this film again.. I saw it ages ago!you should - i've seen it a hundred times, and it still cracks me up. "do you find it funny when i say my friend's name "Biggus Dickus"? ... he has a wife, you know!" | |
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Jesus christ what f*ckin thread, time for the petski curse....  | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: Lleena said: I need to watch this film again.. I saw it ages ago!you should - i've seen it a hundred times, and it still cracks me up. "do you find it funny when i say my friend's name "Biggus Dickus"? ... he has a wife, you know!" i adore this film. Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly! Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! Followers: He is! He is the Messiah! Brian: Now, fuck off!  | |
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TheFrog said: irresistibleb1tch said: you should - i've seen it a hundred times, and it still cracks me up. "do you find it funny when i say my friend's name "Biggus Dickus"? ... he has a wife, you know!" i adore this film. Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly! Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! Followers: He is! He is the Messiah! Brian: Now, fuck off! i love the scene at the coliseum, when they are discussing the differences of the Judean People's Front vs. the People's Front of Judea, and then the camera turns to the single member of the Popular People's Front... [This message was edited Thu Jul 15 6:36:09 2004 by irresistibleb1tch] | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: i love the scene at the coliseum, when they are discussing the differences of the Judean People's Front vs. the People's Front of Judea, and then the camera turns to the single member of the Popular People's Front...
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Splitter! Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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TheFrog said: irresistibleb1tch said: you should - i've seen it a hundred times, and it still cracks me up. "do you find it funny when i say my friend's name "Biggus Dickus"? ... he has a wife, you know!" i adore this film. Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly! Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! Followers: He is! He is the Messiah! Brian: Now, fuck off! "How shall we fuck off oh lord?"   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: "do you find it funny when i say my friend's name "Biggus Dickus"? ... he has a wife, you know!"
PILATE: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontinentia Buttocks GUARDS: [laughing] PILATE: Stop! What is all this? GUARDS: Ha, ha ha ha ha ha... PILATE: I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not-- Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him! "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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mochalox said: irresistibleb1tch said: "do you find it funny when i say my friend's name "Biggus Dickus"? ... he has a wife, you know!"
PILATE: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontinentia Buttocks GUARDS: [laughing] PILATE: Stop! What is all this? GUARDS: Ha, ha ha ha ha ha... PILATE: I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not-- Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him! 
that scene never gets old! | |
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mochalox said: irresistibleb1tch said: "do you find it funny when i say my friend's name "Biggus Dickus"? ... he has a wife, you know!"
PILATE: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontinentia Buttocks GUARDS: [laughing] PILATE: Stop! What is all this? GUARDS: Ha, ha ha ha ha ha... PILATE: I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not-- Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
Crowd: [Ecstatic Greetings] Brian: Good morning! Crowd: A blessing! A blessing! A blessing! Brian: Oh, please, please, please, listen! I've got one or two things to say. Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them! Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me! You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals! Crowd: Yes, we're all individuals! Brian: You're all different! Crowd: Yes, we are all different! Homogenous Man: I'm not.  [This message was edited Thu Jul 15 9:08:32 2004 by minneapolisgenius] "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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