CarrieMpls said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: I am such a dirty girl
Perhaps you should wash up then. The hand, at least. | |
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My hand is kinda busy right now..... | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: My hand is kinda busy right now.....
dayum, your hand must be a freak! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: My hand is kinda busy right now.....
dayum, your hand must be a freak! Just like the rest of me | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: CarrieMpls said: Right? People are crazy! If we let them marry their hands, then they'll want to start marrying their feet, their elbows, what next? Kidneys? i got married to my right eyelid a couple months ago in a private ceremony....i'm about to get a divorce from the jackass though. it's been seeing my left eyebrow behind my back. You have an eyebrow on your back!?!?!? | |
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yall are funny vi | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: can i be one of the flower girls at your wedding?
Can I perform the ceremony? Although I'm an atheist, I've been ordained by the Universal Life Church and can legally perform weddings in most (if not all) states. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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But if you marry your hand, then it's gonna get predictable and you'll get bored with it. You need to find yourself a good hand who's more unpredictable to keep things fresh and new.
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Who's this frickin whore??? | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: To my right hand that is
That's poly-finger bigamy! | |
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matt said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: can i be one of the flower girls at your wedding?
Can I perform the ceremony? Although I'm an atheist, I've been ordained by the Universal Life Church and can legally perform weddings in most (if not all) states. Hey! I'm an ordained ULC minister myself! Only performed one wedding to date, though. Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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This thread is fucking hilarious!!!! I love you guys. | |
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..umm I think a constitutional ban is in order "Hyperactive when I was small, Hyperactive now I'm grown, Hyperactive 'till I'm dead and gone"
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"Hyperactive when I was small, Hyperactive now I'm grown, Hyperactive 'till I'm dead and gone"
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: This thread is fucking hilarious!!!! I love you guys.
ditto or shall I say dildo .
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