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Thread started 07/12/04 5:29pm

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The Repairman Fantasy

Do all women have this? The quasi-rape fantasy...you know what I mean.... there you are... alone..... waiting for the dishwasher/roof/ toliet/blender..... to be fixed and when the repairman gets there it sort of turns kinda dark....


I know the theory, the rape scenario frees a woman from societal restraints and allows them to be sexually authentic in their desires....yadda yadda yadda...


I guess what I'm really wondering is why does this fantasy persist when most if not all of the repairmen I have ever welcomed into my home have been, how do I say this, less desirable than say, comedian Carrot top?

I had new windows put in my bedroom today, you should have seen the Opie looking fucker that did it sad, and the worst part was when he discovered that a nest of bees had been living outside my windows, he literally went screaming like a little bitch through my house "Bees!!! Bees!!!! Bees!!!"

I think that killed it for me once and for all.... sad
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Reply #1 posted 07/12/04 5:31pm

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I had new windows put in my bedroom today, you should have seen the Opie looking fucker that did it sad, and the worst part was when he discovered that a nest of bees had been living outside my windows, he literally went screaming like a little bitch through my house "Bees!!! Bees!!!! Bees!!!"

I think that killed it for me once and for all.... sad

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Reply #2 posted 07/12/04 5:32pm

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Grrr..... mad
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Reply #3 posted 07/12/04 5:33pm

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and the worst part was when he discovered that a nest of bees had been living outside my windows, he literally went screaming like a little bitch through my house "Bees!!! Bees!!!! Bees!!!"



how sad...

Do all women have this? The quasi-rape fantasy...you know what I mean.... there you are... alone..... waiting for the dishwasher/rooof/ toliet/blender..... to be fixed and when the repairman gets there it sort of turns kinda dark....



not really. mine is meeting a foreign guy. dancing jiglove
[This message was edited Mon Jul 12 17:35:25 2004 by Paradisekiss03]
I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.

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Reply #4 posted 07/12/04 5:34pm

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hmm wacky
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meeting the exotic foreigner is on my list too thumbs up!
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sinisterpentatonic said:

hmm wacky



Oh please..... Roofer smile
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Reply #7 posted 07/12/04 5:38pm

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I have never had a repair man fantasy but.....

I did go and view an apartment the other week and on the way there i began thinking about all the naughty things the sexy estate agent could do to me....

god was i disapointed when i got the vile stuck up female estate agent to show me about instead!

sad
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Reply #8 posted 07/12/04 5:39pm

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Sweeny79 said:

Do all women have this? The quasi-rape fantasy...you know what I mean.... there you are... alone..... waiting for the dishwasher/rooof/ toliet/blender..... to be fixed and when the repairman gets there it sort of turns kinda dark....


it ain't just women... nutty
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Reply #9 posted 07/12/04 5:39pm

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I relate ( bad joke) giggle hug
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Reply #10 posted 07/12/04 5:40pm

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Anxiety said:

Sweeny79 said:

Do all women have this? The quasi-rape fantasy...you know what I mean.... there you are... alone..... waiting for the dishwasher/rooof/ toliet/blender..... to be fixed and when the repairman gets there it sort of turns kinda dark....


it ain't just women... nutty




mr.green I like you... rose
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Reply #11 posted 07/12/04 5:40pm

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lollyp0p said:

I have never had a repair man fantasy but.....

I did go and view an apartment the other week and on the way there i began thinking about all the naughty things the sexy estate agent could do to me....

god was i disapointed when i got the vile stuck up female estate agent to show me about instead!

sad


and you know what really sucks is that if you are supposed to go somewhere because someone is going show you around ( like say a real estate agent or your bud's pal) you don't fix yourself nicely- look like crap and then the guy is really cute. eek
I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.

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Goodness! There are so many things it could be. Could be sex with a stranger, could be somewhat of domination as it's kinda sex with a "servant". Could be you just really like a guy who's good with his hands. (I mean, tool belts are usually kinda sexy unless worn by Tim Allen.)
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Reply #13 posted 07/12/04 5:41pm

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Paradisekiss03 said:

lollyp0p said:

I have never had a repair man fantasy but.....

I did go and view an apartment the other week and on the way there i began thinking about all the naughty things the sexy estate agent could do to me....

god was i disapointed when i got the vile stuck up female estate agent to show me about instead!

sad


and you know what really sucks is that if you are supposed to go somewhere because someone is going show you around ( like say a real estate agent or your bud's pal) you don't fix yourself nicely- look like crap and then the guy is really cute. eek



I KNOW IT'S JUST CRAP!!!!! i made an effort that day too LOL
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Reply #14 posted 07/12/04 5:41pm

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Anxiety said:

Sweeny79 said:

Do all women have this? The quasi-rape fantasy...you know what I mean.... there you are... alone..... waiting for the dishwasher/rooof/ toliet/blender..... to be fixed and when the repairman gets there it sort of turns kinda dark....


it ain't just women... nutty


omfg
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Reply #15 posted 07/12/04 5:42pm

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Is this kinda like the guys' going-for-a-physical fantasy about hoping for a beautiful nurse and ending up with someone who looks like someone's grandmother (or grandfather!) eek

lol
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Paradisekiss03 said:

lollyp0p said:

I have never had a repair man fantasy but.....

I did go and view an apartment the other week and on the way there i began thinking about all the naughty things the sexy estate agent could do to me....

god was i disapointed when i got the vile stuck up female estate agent to show me about instead!

sad


and you know what really sucks is that if you are supposed to go somewhere because someone is going show you around ( like say a real estate agent or your bud's pal) you don't fix yourself nicely- look like crap and then the guy is really cute. eek



yup nod

I had a drama teacher in Highschool who told us to always look our best WHENEVER we leave the house because " The day you run to the corner to drop a letter in the mailbox wearing ripped sweats and a red sauce stained tshirt, YOU WILL meet the man of your dreams"
I always wondered if she spoke from experience.smile
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CarrieMpls said:

Goodness! There are so many things it could be. Could be sex with a stranger, could be somewhat of domination as it's kinda sex with a "servant". Could be you just really like a guy who's good with his hands. (I mean, tool belts are usually kinda sexy unless worn by Tim Allen.)



lol nod
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lollyp0p said:

Paradisekiss03 said:



and you know what really sucks is that if you are supposed to go somewhere because someone is going show you around ( like say a real estate agent or your bud's pal) you don't fix yourself nicely- look like crap and then the guy is really cute. eek



I KNOW IT'S JUST CRAP!!!!! i made an effort that day too LOL



yeah! and then you make the effort hoping to get a Brad Pitt/Collin Farell, Benjamin Bratt/Tom Cruise/Johnny Depp/ Prince ( for those who want one) look a like repairman! and bam! you get stuck with a Mr Turtle look alike....
[This message was edited Mon Jul 12 17:44:15 2004 by Paradisekiss03]
I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.

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MrJoker said:

Is this kinda like the guys' going-for-a-physical fantasy about hoping for a beautiful nurse and ending up with someone who looks like someone's grandmother (or grandfather!) eek

lol



ummm.... I don't know if the sexy nurse fantasy is rape. hmmm

I think that's just the sexy nurse fantasy smile
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what about a dude nurse? razz
I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.

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Reply #21 posted 07/12/04 5:46pm

lollyp0p

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what about a dude nurse? razz


As a female nurse i can safely say i have never ever met a sexy worth seducing male nurse!

where r all the gorgeous men!
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Anxiety said:



it ain't just women... nutty


omfg




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Sweeny79 said:

MrJoker said:

Is this kinda like the guys' going-for-a-physical fantasy about hoping for a beautiful nurse and ending up with someone who looks like someone's grandmother (or grandfather!) eek

lol



ummm.... I don't know if the sexy nurse fantasy is rape. hmmm

I think that's just the sexy nurse fantasy smile


but see, I think of the sexy repairman as just a sexy repairman. you bring the rape fantasy into it and it's a whole different ball of wax. Rape fantasy can have many flavors: repairman, pirate (ARR!), kidnapper, cowboy. All sorts of things.
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Anxiety said:

sinisterpentatonic said:



omfg




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Reply #25 posted 07/12/04 5:59pm

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Anxiety said:





mr.green


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CarrieMpls said:

Sweeny79 said:




ummm.... I don't know if the sexy nurse fantasy is rape. hmmm

I think that's just the sexy nurse fantasy smile


but see, I think of the sexy repairman as just a sexy repairman. you bring the rape fantasy into it and it's a whole different ball of wax. Rape fantasy can have many flavors: repairman, pirate (ARR!), kidnapper, cowboy. All sorts of things.



I see your point hmmm

Pirate! Yikes! eek lol
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Reply #27 posted 07/12/04 6:02pm

lollyp0p

Ohhhh what about a sexy driving instructer!!!!

giving u a lesson and taking u away to a country lane .....

Mmmmmm shame i already drive
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Reply #28 posted 07/12/04 6:02pm

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but see, I think of the sexy repairman as just a sexy repairman. you bring the rape fantasy into it and it's a whole different ball of wax. Rape fantasy can have many flavors: repairman, pirate (ARR!), kidnapper, cowboy. All sorts of things.

How about a Jedi Knight? jedi

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Reply #29 posted 07/12/04 6:03pm

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I had a drama teacher in Highschool who told us to always look our best WHENEVER we leave the house because " The day you run to the corner to drop a letter in the mailbox wearing ripped sweats and a red sauce stained tshirt, YOU WILL meet the man of your dreams"
I always wondered if she spoke from experience.smile



sigh!! it is so true!
I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.

"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying".
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