If your a guy what is your pick up line that your so confident about?


and women- what is the dumbest pick up line a guy has thrown at you?

hmmm...there have been a lot...but, I think one of the funniest was...

"I got what you need!"

Are those avocados in your shirt or are you just glad to see me?

2the9s said:

CanvasBeauty said:

what did you respond?

Paradisekiss03 said:

"I need you dead."

2the9s said:

Paradisekiss03 said:

I just looked at him and drove off. My boyfriend at the time was in the car with me...it was not a comfortable situation.

2the9s said:

OH MAN! That's a good one

CanvasBeauty said:

hee hee some guys can be so dumb with words!

There's no doubt a lot of them, but there's one that's relatively new from a lemonade commercial.

There's a woman and a guy sitting at bar enjoying this lemonade, and another guy comes up to the woman and says, Are you from Memphis? Cause you're the only TEN eye See

Too funny

RudeBoy said:

lawd.

I really like your peaches....can I shake your tree

I got the butter for your muffin....

Girl do you run track? Cause you been running through my mind all day long!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Do you want to see something swell?

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Sinister said:

man whore

Them Following me around on a bike calling me a HOOKER... How Much when I wear thigh highs with Zippers...? Mostly it's Whore and Hooker Stuff...Can I give ya a Ride? What Color ya Wearing... I Wanna be ya Son...Can ya Feed me? Are They Real? Screaming at me??? LOl..I'm Laughing...Thinking about all this...Showing me things that look like Erected Penis',Feeding me Fried Chicken...Playing I'm a PIMP....Cruising By with The PIMP MO BILES Saying Pimp MY RIDE...LOL.LOL. I Gotta Laugh ... I am Not Sad now...

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

Sinister said:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!

Sinister said:

Sinister said:

oh god.....COOOOORN MUFFIN. seriously, dudes should be shot for using these corny ass lines. They'll never work, so for them it's back to jackin' off to porn another lonely night. haha

BiggestBoooooty said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.

Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Go to http://www.linesthatarego.../lame.html that is where I am getting these....they got some funny shit

Dredizzle said:

Dredizzle said:

You're right, shit

Dredizzle said:

What the fuck is this shit? I swear that dude would be in a serious head-lock, if he tried that line on me. seriously.

Sinister said:

You actually feel confident about using those?

Go here!! http://www.doubleyourdating.com/google/





[This message was edited Sat Jul 10 0:12:13 2004 by sinisterpentatonic]

First Off Doug is not the same as God...Doug has 4 letters God 3..Where does that make Sense???