I've had dreams where I could but in reality I'm not even close!

that is just nasty.

cosmicpussy said:

Jeepers. No more nasty than your previous thread.

what, being nekkid and having dry skin is every man's fantasy? i'm all for casual fridays, but pass the curel, shit.

Reminds me of the talk between Dante and Randall in Clerks while they were driving to the wake. Part of their chat was about a person who died from finally reaching.

2freaky4church1 said:

RipHer2Shreds said:

i don't want to lick my own pussy.

well..

no.

clever link. who are you?

Oh please every guy I've ever been with , save one, wouldn't even kiss me after I went down on him, how are you gonna say that's everyman's fantasy!

I thought that was a man giving himself a blow job

oooops, lol i forgot that was just my ideal man,

Sweeny79 said:

girl that is too funny.

do you kiss him?

?

Sweeny79 said:

what's that all about, anyway? i think some guys are afraid their stuff's not clean (which, well...why would they let YOU go down there then?) or else...well...i DUNNO!!!

Anxiety said:

i think some guys don't want the taste of dick in their mouth.

just a guess.

cosmicpussy said:

what, do they think it's made out of garlic or something?!

cosmicpussy said:

Anxiety said:

I think it's homophobia at it's lowest level

cosmicpussy said:

so why would they want to give themselves a blowjob?

See it's not everyman's fantasy!

cosmicpussy said:

the ONE who would let me?

Sweeny79 said:

dude's afraid he's gonna go gay off his own penis? that's messed up.

Anxiety said:

but that's my theory


Most men ----->

Sweeny79 said:

ooh

i meant after he goes down on you.

cosmicpussy said:

why not?

Sweeny79 said:

see i think we don't have an issue with that.

cosmicpussy said:

cuz we not

Reminds me of a joke:

Q: Why does a dog lick his penis?

A: Because he can.

Sweeny79 said:

well, they might have a point. i'm queer as a catfart and i'm convinced mine tastes great. hell, i'd stir my mug of hot chocolate with it for some extra spice if i could, or slap it on some pancakes for added goodness. what the hell, maybe it's because they're so damn tasty that guys turn gay. keep this theory away from ben & jerry, there might be dick flavored ice cream on the shelves in the near future.

Anxiety said:

ooh no you didn't.

my good friend started a thread on another board titled "cum and coffee"

i was like

Anxiety said:

You know what? You might have a point there! the guy who would let me kiss him tasted 1000% better than any of the guys who would not let me kiss them

To quote someone over at the thread, tastes like candy!

No KD response. grrrrr

2freaky4church1 said:

what the hell U want me to say lol.... if U can do that then what the hell do U need me for but i am bettter