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Zelaira said: First Off Doug is not the same as God...Doug has 4 letters God 3..Where does that make Sense???
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But that's Cute...Oh I didn't read it right..That's Great...Well, Doug is Pretty Hot a Name... | |
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Zelaira said: But that's Cute...Oh I didn't read it right..That's Great...Well, Doug is Pretty Hot a Name...
Zalaira, don't 
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tampons mentioned in a pick up line? do guys really say that?! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying". -Pedro Infante- Una Vez Y Otra Mas! | |
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Sinister said: I really like your peaches....can I shake your tree
I got the butter for your muffin.... Girl do you run track? Cause you been running through my mind all day long! Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Do you want to see something swell? I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.  | |
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nesseone said: Sinister said: I really like your peaches....can I shake your tree
I got the butter for your muffin.... Girl do you run track? Cause you been running through my mind all day long! Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Do you want to see something swell? I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. hee hee I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Sinister said: I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. how's that one working out for you?  | |
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worst I have ever heard...
This guy SCREAMS this at me from across the street not to long ago " Honey if he didn't tell you he loved you this morning... I will!" I was a cross between this this and this  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Do I come here often? WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY! | |
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a guy once came up to me and said.....
your cute and if u promise not to get fat and ugly I'll let u accompany me to dinner | |
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lollyp0p said: a guy once came up to me and said.....
your cute and if u promise not to get fat and ugly I'll let u accompany me to dinner oh my gosh! did you slap the guy? I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Paradisekiss03 said: lollyp0p said: a guy once came up to me and said.....
your cute and if u promise not to get fat and ugly I'll let u accompany me to dinner oh my gosh! did you slap the guy? LOL i laughed and told him when he stoped being fat and ugly to give me a call! | |
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lollyp0p said: Paradisekiss03 said: oh my gosh! did you slap the guy? LOL i laughed and told him when he stoped being fat and ugly to give me a call! hee hee!! yeah! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying". -Pedro Infante- Una Vez Y Otra Mas! | |
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Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
Get your coat love you've pulled! or.... Do you want to go halves on a bastard!! sorry  if you've gotta pay for things that you've done wrong I've gotta big bill coming at the end of the day- Gil Scott Heron
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soulyacolia said: Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
Get your coat love you've pulled! or.... Do you want to go halves on a bastard!! sorry now they are terrible but i heard a cheesier one is your father a thief? cause i think he stole the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes  | |
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"how many pieces of chicken do i need to give you in order to get your phone number?"
--a pick-up line some faux-suave popeye's employee tried to latch me with last summer. i still can't believe he said that shit. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: "how many pieces of chicken do i need to give you in order to get your phone number?"
--a pick-up line some faux-suave popeye's employee tried to latch me with last summer. i still can't believe he said that shit. CHICKEN????? he not heard of diamonds? | |
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lollyp0p said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: "how many pieces of chicken do i need to give you in order to get your phone number?"
--a pick-up line some faux-suave popeye's employee tried to latch me with last summer. i still can't believe he said that shit. CHICKEN????? he not heard of diamonds? the grease from the chicken done warped his brain, methinx.... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: "how many pieces of chicken do i need to give you in order to get your phone number?"
--a pick-up line some faux-suave popeye's employee tried to latch me with last summer. i still can't believe he said that shit.
Oh my god that's appalling! I crack bad ones to girls deliberately mid-conversation sometimes, it can be soo funny  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: "how many pieces of chicken do i need to give you in order to get your phone number?"
maaaaan how cheesy is that? i think that's beyond cheesy! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Paradisekiss03 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: "how many pieces of chicken do i need to give you in order to get your phone number?"
maaaaan how cheesy is that? i think that's beyond cheesy! It's chicken greeesy man, now THAT was cheesy | |
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I like the cheesy funny ones
a guy i know has a habbit of asking girls if they have ever had a spanking if they say yes he says well u never been spanked unless u had it done my a professional and smiles manically if they say no he says come here then and i'll teach u everthing i know and again smiles maniacally i wonder why he is still single? | |
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the same guy has a photophone and has a collection of girls pics under the name of "my wank bank" when he meets a girl he fancys he shows her and says i could make u famous care to smile 4 the camera? | |
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lollyp0p said: the same guy has a photophone and has a collection of girls pics under the name of "my wank bank" when he meets a girl he fancys he shows her and says i could make u famous care to smile 4 the camera?
omg!!!!! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: lollyp0p said: the same guy has a photophone and has a collection of girls pics under the name of "my wank bank" when he meets a girl he fancys he shows her and says i could make u famous care to smile 4 the camera?
omg!!!!! I know some really dumb people which is good cause it makes me look clever, see there is method in my madness..... Honest  | |
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My pick-up-line is, "Hi.. wanna fuck?"
It usually does the trick   and there it is | |
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CokeJohnson said: My pick-up-line is, "Hi.. wanna fuck?"
It usually does the trick well at least u know where u stand!  no confusion there! | |
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lollyp0p said: CokeJohnson said: My pick-up-line is, "Hi.. wanna fuck?"
It usually does the trick well at least u know where u stand! no confusion there!exactly! and there it is | |
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2the9s said: Paradisekiss03 said: what did you respond? "I need you dead."  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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My pickup line? Hello. Then sometimes it will cause them to use a funny pickup line. "Did u love somebody
But got no love in return? Did u understand the real meaning of love? That it just is and never yearns" ...Prince | |
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