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PrintableJediMaster said: PRESS RELEASE FROM THE ORG POLICE FORCE.
After a six hour standoff, Poorlittlebastard released his hostage. The hostage suffered minor injuries, and is being cared for at Jim Henson Memorial Hospital. PLB faces frognapping, assault and ridiculous thread charges. If convicted, he could face 20 years in Org prison, and a private concert with Doug E Fresh. 
yay! and the moral of the story is...uh...  do lead a...no, don't lead a horse to water once the gates have shut.
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TheFrog said: gemini13 said: I'd like to kidnap TheFrog himself and do nasty things to him.
  
i'm waiting. how long do you think you'll be?I've been thinking all day of naughty things. What would you like? Or not?  | |
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JediMaster said: PRESS RELEASE FROM THE ORG POLICE FORCE.
After a six hour standoff, Poorlittlebastard released his hostage. The hostage suffered minor injuries, and is being cared for at Jim Henson Memorial Hospital. PLB faces frognapping, assault and ridiculous thread charges. If convicted, he could face 20 years in Org prison, and a private concert with Doug E Fresh. i heard this is disinformation disseminated by PLB to get the cops off his nasty tail. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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I would have got away with it 2 if it wasn't 4 U Pesky Kids 
I'll get U Frog, just wait... 1 day I'll get U and all Ur little friends...  | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: I would have got away with it 2 if it wasn't 4 U Pesky Kids
I'll get U Frog, just wait... 1 day I'll get U and all Ur little friends... 
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PoorLittleBastard said: I would have got away with it 2 if it wasn't 4 U Pesky Kids
I'll get U Frog, just wait... 1 day I'll get U and all Ur little friends... So does this mean no southern fried frog legs?    Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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UPDATE: PLB has been released from custody, after brokering a deal. His lawyer, Londell McMillan, negotiated to get all charges dropped, if he would attend an amphibian abuse awareness seminar.
He must also do community service, helping Larry Graham clean his white suit and captain's hat. 
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Frog - have you recovered from the stress?  Is all in your family okay? and  Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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What did we learn today kids? Well, we learned that kidnapping and torturing amphibians is wrong! We also learned that the American justice system is horribly corrupt, and anyone with enough money can buy his way out of trouble! Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!!
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JediMaster said:
What did we learn today kids? Well, we learned that kidnapping and torturing amphibians is wrong! We also learned that the American justice system is horribly corrupt, and anyone with enough money can buy his way out of trouble! Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!! Yes, sadly its true | |
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