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We Can Fart

Rump 'em and fart 'em, pump 'em and fart 'em
We can fart

I'm testing postive 4 the fart
I'll gladly smell the breeze from anybody's butt
And when your butt overflow I'm testing positive & I'll breeze some more

I could fart gas 2 U 'til u get tired.
I could play with your behind.
But u'd probably say "don't chuff near a naked fire"
Or U'll explode like a land mine

I'm scared 'cause though we just met there's this weird smell between us,
Let's just go somewhere, we can fart

I'm testing postive 4 the fart
I'll gladly smell the breeze from anybody's butt
And when your butt overflow I'm testing positive & I'll breeze some more

Rump 'em and fart 'em, pump 'em and fart 'em
Pump 'em and funk 'em, pump 'em and funk 'em

Every time I could, I would compilment u on the things,
The things that u breeze, honey doll, we should make the real loud fart noise, just u and me

I could smell u things 2 get u excited, things u never heard
U know the Kama Pooper? I could re-write it with half as many turds

But I'm scared, 'cause if I don't gas ya, my stomach's gonna feel bad baby
Take off my drawers. We can fart

I'm testing postive 4 the fart
I'll gladly smell breeze from anybody's butt
And when your butt overflow I'll breeze some more
We can fart
We can fart
We can fart

Wait a minute (wahts that smell?). Let me turn on some lights. we can fart.
Yeah, chuff here!
U can blow off on the candle baby. (candle)
U can turn the candle on with a poop.
Which ever one u choose is alright,
'cause ur gonna stink from head 2 foot...


...We be fartin' over here, and over there r doing a shit
We be fartin' over here, and over there r doing a shit


I'd like 2 talk about farting. How come it's alright 2 sneeze and cough in public(both of which can spread disease like the flu or TB) but it's not alright 2 fart in public? Also how come when U fart with Ur mates it's a laugh but when U fart with Ur lover it's disgusting

PoorLittleBastard said:

If ya gotta fart - ya gotta fart - as far as with a lover - if you hold it in it will affect your orgasm - let it go so ya cum good baby

you disgust me!

REDFEATHERS said:

But ya missed him when he was gone right?

cocogrille said:

No dear, I missed you

REDFEATHERS said:

cocogrille said:

Tell PLB to fuck off, and we will share this thread together

Y'all belong in my lesbian thread I have sceduled 4 15th August

PoorLittleBastard said:

I am not a lezza

REDFEATHERS said:

I am not either -

cocogrille said:

Excuse me ladies I don't mean 2 be rude, I guess 2night Im just not in the mood so If U don't mind, Id just like 2...watch

PoorLittleBastard said:

cocogrille said:

I thought it was bloody corny

REDFEATHERS said:

What was corny - you don't think he could just watch?

REDFEATHERS said:

PoorLittleBastard said:

Fuck off my thread!

one of my favorite songs - mixed with one of my favorite words - hooray!

REDFEATHERS said:

UR Thread

@thesong

froggy woggy... fart fart fart...

TheFrog said:

Hi froggie - how are you this morning?

cocogrille said:

totally and utterly knackered.


how's you?

Natsume said:

don't let me catch you and fart you to death.

TheFrog said:

I can hardly keep my eyes open today - going out of town when I get in today and I still have to pack - I hope I can make it - I need sleep

cocogrille said:

stay awake.

stick matches in your eyes or something to keep yourself awake.

PoorLittleBastard said:

yeah, its mine..dont you wanna give it to me?

TheFrog said:

When I get where I am going I am going to sleep until it is time to party tonight!!!

cocogrille said:

but i bought a box of matches especially.

TheFrog said:

Okay place them in my eyes please.