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FART ... PLB
We Can Fart Rump 'em and fart 'em, pump 'em and fart 'em We can fart I'm testing postive 4 the fart I'll gladly smell the breeze from anybody's butt And when your butt overflow I'm testing positive & I'll breeze some more I could fart gas 2 U 'til u get tired. I could play with your behind. But u'd probably say "don't chuff near a naked fire" Or U'll explode like a land mine I'm scared 'cause though we just met there's this weird smell between us, Let's just go somewhere, we can fart I'm testing postive 4 the fart I'll gladly smell the breeze from anybody's butt And when your butt overflow I'm testing positive & I'll breeze some more Rump 'em and fart 'em, pump 'em and fart 'em Pump 'em and funk 'em, pump 'em and funk 'em Every time I could, I would compilment u on the things, The things that u breeze, honey doll, we should make the real loud fart noise, just u and me I could smell u things 2 get u excited, things u never heard U know the Kama Pooper? I could re-write it with half as many turds But I'm scared, 'cause if I don't gas ya, my stomach's gonna feel bad baby Take off my drawers. We can fart I'm testing postive 4 the fart I'll gladly smell breeze from anybody's butt And when your butt overflow I'll breeze some more We can fart We can fart We can fart Wait a minute (wahts that smell?). Let me turn on some lights. we can fart. Yeah, chuff here! U can blow off on the candle baby. (candle) U can turn the candle on with a poop. Which ever one u choose is alright, 'cause ur gonna stink from head 2 foot... ...We be fartin' over here, and over there r doing a shit We be fartin' over here, and over there r doing a shit I'd like 2 talk about farting. How come it's alright 2 sneeze and cough in public(both of which can spread disease like the flu or TB) but it's not alright 2 fart in public? Also how come when U fart with Ur mates it's a laugh but when U fart with Ur lover it's disgusting | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: PLB
I'd like 2 talk about farting. How come it's alright 2 sneeze and cough in public(both of which can spread disease like the flu or TB) but it's not alright 2 fart in public? Also how come when U fart with Ur mates it's a laugh but when U fart with Ur lover it's disgusting If ya gotta fart - ya gotta fart - as far as with a lover - if you hold it in it will affect your orgasm - let it go so ya cum good baby Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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you disgust me! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: you disgust me!
But ya missed him when he was gone right? Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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cocogrille said: REDFEATHERS said: you disgust me!
But ya missed him when he was gone right? No dear, I missed you | |
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REDFEATHERS said: cocogrille said: But ya missed him when he was gone right? No dear, I missed you Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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cocogrille said: REDFEATHERS said: No dear, I missed you Tell PLB to fuck off, and we will share this thread together | |
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Y'all belong in my lesbian thread I have sceduled 4 15th August | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: Y'all belong in my lesbian thread I have sceduled 4 15th August
I am not a lezza | |
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REDFEATHERS said: PoorLittleBastard said: Y'all belong in my lesbian thread I have sceduled 4 15th August
I am not a lezza I am not either - Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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cocogrille said: REDFEATHERS said: I am not a lezza I am not either - | |
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Excuse me ladies I don't mean 2 be rude, I guess 2night Im just not in the mood so If U don't mind, Id just like 2...watch | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: Excuse me ladies I don't mean 2 be rude, I guess 2night Im just not in the mood so If U don't mind, Id just like 2...watch
Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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cocogrille said: PoorLittleBastard said: Excuse me ladies I don't mean 2 be rude, I guess 2night Im just not in the mood so If U don't mind, Id just like 2...watch
I thought it was bloody corny | |
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REDFEATHERS said: cocogrille said: I thought it was bloody corny What was corny - you don't think he could just watch? Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: cocogrille said: I thought it was bloody horny | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: REDFEATHERS said: I thought it was bloody horny Fuck off my thread! | |
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one of my favorite songs - mixed with one of my favorite words - hooray! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: PoorLittleBastard said: Fuck off my thread! UR Thread | |
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@thesong | |
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froggy woggy... fart fart fart... I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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TheFrog said: @thesong
Hi froggie - how are you this morning? Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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cocogrille said: TheFrog said: @thesong
Hi froggie - how are you this morning? totally and utterly knackered. how's you? | |
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Natsume said: froggy woggy... fart fart fart...
don't let me catch you and fart you to death. | |
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TheFrog said: cocogrille said: Hi froggie - how are you this morning? totally and utterly knackered. how's you? I can hardly keep my eyes open today - going out of town when I get in today and I still have to pack - I hope I can make it - I need sleep Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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cocogrille said: TheFrog said: totally and utterly knackered. how's you? I can hardly keep my eyes open today - going out of town when I get in today and I still have to pack - I hope I can make it - I need sleep stay awake. stick matches in your eyes or something to keep yourself awake. | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: REDFEATHERS said: Fuck off my thread! UR Thread yeah, its mine..dont you wanna give it to me? | |
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TheFrog said: cocogrille said: I can hardly keep my eyes open today - going out of town when I get in today and I still have to pack - I hope I can make it - I need sleep stay awake. stick matches in your eyes or something to keep yourself awake. When I get where I am going I am going to sleep until it is time to party tonight!!! Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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cocogrille said: TheFrog said: stay awake. stick matches in your eyes or something to keep yourself awake. When I get where I am going I am going to sleep until it is time to party tonight!!! but i bought a box of matches especially. | |
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TheFrog said: cocogrille said: When I get where I am going I am going to sleep until it is time to party tonight!!! but i bought a box of matches especially. Okay place them in my eyes please. Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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