OMG! Sometimes I just wish that I could take my boobies off while I'm eating. It never fails...EVERY stinkin' day I drop some type of food or drink on them. Yesterday it was a chocolate shake on a white blouse and just a few minutes ago it was blueberry yogurt.
I don't want to have to wear a bib, but damn, it may just come down to that!
Does anyone else have this problem?

Be careful what you wish for! Just start wearing a bib!

God put them on you for a reason, so you wouldn't drop deep, red tomato sauce on your pants. Be thankful!

CarrieLee said:

I've thought about that too...but, DAMN! I'm getting really mad!

LittlePill said:

But, what about my blouses? Does God hate blouses?

Um, have ya ever thought about just not eating so sloppily??...

Byron said:

I'm very, very careful...I swear!

applekisses said:

Maybe you are subconsciously wanting to draw attention to that part of your anatomy??..???

i feel your pain!

irresistibleb1tch said:

THAT GREAT YOU FEEL PAIN

ONE THING POOK WONDERING THOUGH

POOK HOPE YOU ASK FIRST!

POOK said:

i always do... i'm a courteous perv!

I don't think its the boobies. Mine are miniscule...

White attracts coffe, I swear.

applekisses said:

God LOVES blouses, that's why he created laundry detergent and dry cleaning. Remeber, love is God, God is love.

LittlePill said:

applekisses said:

You remind me of my friend at work. She has fairly big boobs and she never goes a day without some form of food and/or drink landing on them. We go out for lunch once a week and we always laugh at the end of our lunch when we see that she has yet another stain on her blouse. I have to agree with CarrieLee - just where a bib. I usually tuck a couple of paper towels in my top and it seems to help.

LittlePill said:

Well considering that you'd have to punt your food like a football a hundred meters to avoid those suckers, I'm afraid you'll just have to keep on feeding those things

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[This message was edited Thu Jul 8 11:00:59 2004 by SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy]

Byron said:

Nooooo...they don't need any more attention. It's just that the food can't reach the napkin on my lap...

I lean forward when I eat so any droppings land back on my plate and not my clothes or the floor.

irresistibleb1tch said:

I just made it through lunch with no disasters

luv4u said:

That's a good idea!

DOOK said:

Thanks!

The worst is eating crackers or bread with nice hard crust. I am forever brushing crumbs from my bosom.

CarrieMpls said:

Don't you have a nice man to do it for you?

CarrieMpls said:

OMG YES! Do you ever get them in your clevage?

LittlePill said:

Sadly no.

applekisses said:

Stop it!!!

CarrieMpls said:

applekisses said:

all the time.

Popcorn is always falling down there during movies too.