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Homeless I am homeless tonight, if I dont find somewhere to stay - QUICK!  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I am homeless tonight, if I dont find somewhere to stay - QUICK!
you can stay with PoorLittleBastard in Holloway Prison.  | |
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You can stay at my place 
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You can stay with me if you dont mind sharing the bed   and there it is | |
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Come to Amsterdam.
Screw England. | |
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I have phoned about 15 places and they are all fully booked, I feel like Mary and Joseph when they were told there is no room at the inn. 
Anyway... PLB is gonna put me up! 
:sleeping: Then I found out PLB's curtains needed a good wash  and there was stains on his carpet,  so I turned him down.... 
...so I phoned around again....  | |
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I told U those were err err  oh yeah!! those were salad cream stains.
Ah fuck, who am I fooling 
"Hello group, my name is PLB and Im a wankaholic"  | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: I told U those were err err oh yeah!! those were salad cream stains.
Ah fuck, who am I fooling
"Hello group, my name is PLB and Im a wankaholic" The stains were BROWN!!!!  | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: "Hello group, my name is PLB and Im a wankaholic"  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: PoorLittleBastard said: "Hello group, my name is PLB and Im a wankaholic" darling, there's somethings U should know | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: AndGodCreatedMe said: darling, there's somethings U should know  | |
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Been playing with myself so much Im gonna go blind...that what I've been doing in the bathroom every evening 4 3 hours at a time
sorry | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: Been playing with myself so much Im gonna go blind...that what I've been doing in the bathroom every evening 4 3 hours at a time
sorry 
That's my job | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: PoorLittleBastard said: Been playing with myself so much Im gonna go blind...that what I've been doing in the bathroom every evening 4 3 hours at a time
sorry
That's my job Not tonight, it isnt  | |
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Ok, so I did stay at PLB house last night... wanna know the details??? 
He cant come into work today!  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Ok, so I did stay at PLB house last night... wanna know the details???
He cant come into work today! Oh Red - do tell all!!!!! But don't let the Tart hear you.  Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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cocogrille said: REDFEATHERS said: Ok, so I did stay at PLB house last night... wanna know the details???
He cant come into work today! Oh Red - do tell all!!!!! But don't let the Tart hear you.  hello cocogrille  Basically, I have saved AGCM a trip to London, cos he aint that good
j/k AGCM | |
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REDFEATHERS said: cocogrille said: Oh Red - do tell all!!!!! But don't let the Tart hear you. hello cocogrille Basically, I have saved AGCM a trip to London, cos he aint that good
j/k AGCM
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REDFEATHERS said: cocogrille said: Oh Red - do tell all!!!!! But don't let the Tart hear you. hello cocogrille Basically, I have saved AGCM a trip to London, cos he aint that good
j/k AGCM | |
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