Just wondering.
[This message was edited Tue Jul 6 17:39:23 2004 by PEJ]

Yes.
[This message was edited Tue Jul 6 17:29:19 2004 by scififilmnerd]

scififilmnerd said:

Damn, they perform sex changes quick over there.

Hey Michaelina.

gooeythehamster said:

What are you talking about? This thread isn't about trannies! It's about kicks in the groin.

PEJ said:

Oy! He's humping his leg! Taking a ride!

either this guys humping her leg or she's showing him where he should have gotten that tattoo..

PEJ said:

I wouldn't know....thank god for that

amorbella said:

excellent avatar pic right here

painful feeling though

Oh definetly a 'direct kick to the nuts'. With a slight graze, although you are in some mild pain, I think it is easier mentally to deal with it. If anyone asks how you got it you can make up some outrageous excuse like 'I was fighting off two velociraptors for the last Buzz Lightyear during the Christmas rush' or something more simple like 'you should have seen the other guy!'.

With a boot to your sperm-tanks in my opinion it is a totally different matter. The pain is just tense and horrible. It's like feeling incredibly sick but the sickness just won't come up. Not only are you physically in intense agony but your pride is also hurt from a male perspective in that your sexual organs are a sensitive part of the male anatomy and what distinguishes us from women. I have felt that pain. I remember a football being booted at great speed into my tackle on a cold, frosty winter's morn'. Bravely I tried to make no bones about it. However, if anybody sees you clutching your knackers in agony, I think folk usually assume you have been a bastard and that woman was right to do what she did!

i got a football in the knackers a couple of weeks ago.

and here's the weird thing. even though every guy has at some point felt that horrible, aching, sicky pain, they all still find it funny when it happens to someone else.

so i was collapsed on the floor clutching my lower stomach and saying "fuck!" over and over again through gritted teeth, and 20 other blokes were laughing.

3bogs said:

I know. You try to muster up to strength by shouting out 'IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY!' but all that you can probably utter is a little whimper due to the sickness, pain and shock.

PEJ said:

Peji man my eyes are watering just looking at this thread

As a footballer since the age of 5, this has happened to me plenty, although amazingly

the 'tackle' is still in fine working order, but the common cries from team mates (apart from

the cries of laughter) is.....


" GET UP YOU PUSSY! JUST COUNT 'EM, IF THERE'S TWO, GET ON WITH THE GAME!!! "

senik said:

heeeeey, senik

A sharp blow to the testicles is certainly not one of lifes great pleasures. On a side note evolution is an interesting thing. The reason one testicle hangs lower than the other is so the gonads don't clatter into each other when one is going about ones daily business.

soulyacolia said:

WE ARE HERE

WHERE ARE YOU?

EVERYBODY JAM 2 THE NEW BOOGIE COOL!

indeed

Last time I went paintballing-last game of the day-speedball i shot this guy clean in the chest and he got sent off so as he walks past me he just lowers his gun and shoots without looking,

GOT ME CLEAN IN THE LEFT NUT FROM 2 YARDS the poor little thing swelled up and went well purple and yellow

mdiver said:

soulyacolia said:

was pretty much the look for 3 days

It's the slight graze!!!! As a youngster, I remember playing wiffle ball & having the ball curve in a just brush against the boys... had me writhing on the ground in pain.

BobGeorge67 said:

painful !!!