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CALL ANY VEGETABLE...OR FRUIT Cheesy, cheesy!
(This is a song about vegetables . . . they keep you regular; they're real good for ya.) Call any vegetable (Call any vegetable) Call it by name (Call any vegetable) Call one today (Call any vegetable) When you get off the train (Call any vegetable) Call any vegetable And the chances are good Ooooh! The vegetable Will respond to you (Some people don't go for prunes . . . I dunno . . . I've always found that if they . . . ) Call any vegetable (Call any vegetable) Pick up your phone (Call any vegetable) Think of a vegetable (Call any vegetable) Lonely at home (Call any vegetable) Call any vegetable And the chances are good That a vegetable will respond to you-hoooo RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAYYYYY . . . (A prune isn't really a vegetable. Cabbage is a vegetable.) No one will know If you don't want to let 'em know No one will know 'Less it's you that might tell 'em so Call and they'll come to you Covered with dew Vegetables dream Of responding to you Standing there Shiny & proud by your side Holding your hand While the neighbors decide Why is a vegetable Something to hide? YAR-R-R-R-R-G-H! 
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 King BAD is the giver of ME LIFE
Me will Live for he, Me Die for He this account, i would make it FRY for He. | |
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Are you bored, Gooey? 
Shouldn't you be sleeping now? 
I know I should.    FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
FREE THE JANUARY 1994 THE GOLD ALBUM CONFIGURATION |
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gooeythehamster said: (This is a song about vegetables . . . they keep you regular; they're real good for ya.)
You should credit the author of "Call Any Vegetable"... 
...Frank Zappa tA  Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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New album coming out, make sure you pick it up:
Joe's Corsage. I heard it's some experiments, snippets, and outtakes. "Knowledge is preferable to ignorance. Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring faith. If we crave some cosmic purpose, then let us find ourselves a worthy goal" - Carl Sagan | |
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theAudience said: gooeythehamster said: (This is a song about vegetables . . . they keep you regular; they're real good for ya.)
You should credit the author of "Call Any Vegetable"...
...Frank Zappa tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm Yes, the song that inspired a fan to present to Frank her truly amazing spherical poo. | |
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beans
beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel so eat beans at every meal I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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The apples are ripe
The plumbs are red Broad-beans are sleeping in a blankety bed That was the chorus from a song I used to sing at infant school! | |
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 MEDIC!!! | |
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One for sorrow,
Two for joy, Three for a girl, Four for a boy, Five for silver, Six for gold, Seven for a secret Never to be told.  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: The apples are ripe
The plumbs are red Broad-beans are sleeping in a blankety bed That was the chorus from a song I used to sing at infant school!
Well don't TELL anyone geesh!  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: JDINTERACTIVE said: The apples are ripe
The plumbs are red Broad-beans are sleeping in a blankety bed That was the chorus from a song I used to sing at infant school!
Well don't TELL anyone geesh!  | |
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Natsume said: One for sorrow,
Two for joy, Three for a girl, Four for a boy, Five for silver, Six for gold, Seven for a secret Never to be told.  This is what they taught you in LONDON isn't it?
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Muse2NOPharaoh said:
Well don't TELL anyone geesh!   | |
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scififilmnerd said: Are you bored, Gooey?
Shouldn't you be sleeping now?
I know I should. I fell asleep shortly after, sorry for not saying byebye | |
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theAudience said: gooeythehamster said: (This is a song about vegetables . . . they keep you regular; they're real good for ya.)
You should credit the author of "Call Any Vegetable"...
...Frank Zappa tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm I thought I copied pasted it too. Zappa is one of my heroes. | |
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