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Reply #90 posted 07/05/04 8:21am

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oh man, i fell asleep with my face pressed against the fold down tray table and now my cheek is imprinted with the airline's logo. not to mention my mouth tastes like cotton and my hair's a mess. i think i'm the only one awake except for the pilot.

check that, i think i hear snoring from the cockpit. bkw? bkw honey, how's it going?

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Reply #91 posted 07/05/04 8:25am

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irresistibleb1tch said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

dammit! i'ma wind up gettin a UTI because of you, althom!!! fight

is there an extra bathroom on the plane that hasn't been...violated?

well, there's always the "executive suite" in first class. but Dick Cheney is using it right now. he got kicked off of Air Force 2 for telling the stewardess to get him a "fucking seat belt extension" - poor Dick, slumming it with the rest of us. give him a few minutes to dry his tears and wipe his ass (or was it wipe his tears and dry his ass under the hand dryer? )

it's okay, i've relieved myself but i had to climb out to the wing of the plane to do it...damn, my ass is freezing. eek

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Reply #92 posted 07/05/04 8:28am

Handclapsfinga snapz	luv4u said: I am hungry. The airlines have meager servings. seriously--i ordered a chef salad, and this is all that they gave me: no croutons...no salad dressing...hell, i didn't even get a fork and moist towelette!
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Reply #93 posted 07/05/04 9:02am

Lleena	noepie said: I thought i saw something on the wing.... 2the9s get back in your seat dear.
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Reply #94 posted 07/05/04 9:09am

MrJoker	Handclapsfingasnapz said: seriously--i ordered a chef salad, and this is all that they gave me: no croutons...no salad dressing...hell, i didn't even get a fork and moist towelette! I think LittlePill threw all the croutons off the plane earlier. Something about them being Satan's bread crumbs or something like that.
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Reply #95 posted 07/05/04 9:27am

MostBeautifulG rlNTheWorld	Whoever gave me a seat between Althom, BKW, Sinister and Crazyhorse is fucking My ass feels so violated right now [This message was edited Mon Jul 5 9:34:56 2004 by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld]
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Reply #96 posted 07/05/04 10:08am

Haystack	Ooh, there's a really interesting article in the in-flight magazine. Judi Dench's Russia.
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Reply #97 posted 07/05/04 10:24am

nesseone	Im sitting next to a monkey who has a big ass bag of POO. I have to pee, but im afraid to move
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Reply #98 posted 07/05/04 10:53am

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Can someone get me a drink on the sly? The stewardess said that she thought I'd had more than enough to drink already. sad

Bitch! :fallsoutofseatandcrawlsuptheaisle:

Some people are like Slinkies...

They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

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Reply #99 posted 07/05/04 11:11am

Handclapsfinga snapz	MrJoker said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: seriously--i ordered a chef salad, and this is all that they gave me: no croutons...no salad dressing...hell, i didn't even get a fork and moist towelette! I think LittlePill threw all the croutons off the plane earlier. Something about them being Satan's bread crumbs or something like that. that bastid! where's he at on this plane, anyway?
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Reply #100 posted 07/05/04 11:52am

irresistibleb1 tch	xenon said: Can someone get me a drink on the sly? The stewardess said that she thought I'd had more than enough to drink already. Bitch! :fallsoutofseatandcrawlsuptheaisle: i'll hook you up... cheers!
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Reply #101 posted 07/05/04 12:48pm

Haystack	nesseone said: Im sitting next to a monkey who has a big ass bag of POO. I have to pee, but im afraid to move That'll be irresistibleb1tch. _____ [This message was edited Mon Jul 5 12:50:06 2004 by Haystack]
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Reply #102 posted 07/05/04 12:53pm

irresistibleb1 tch	Haystack said: nesseone said: Im sitting next to a monkey who has a big ass bag of POO. I have to pee, but im afraid to move That'll be irresistibleb1tch. _____ [This message was edited Mon Jul 5 12:50:06 2004 by Haystack] indeed, i walked the dogs earlier, and am well-armed.
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Reply #103 posted 07/05/04 8:08pm

MostBeautifulG rlNTheWorld	Now I can deal wit these 4 fools I am sitting next to..... I LOVE ALTHOM, CRAZSYHORE, BKW and SINISTER!!!!!
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Reply #104 posted 07/05/04 8:25pm

nesseone	MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Now I can deal wit these 4 fools I am sitting next to..... I LOVE ALTHOM, CRAZSYHORE, BKW and SINISTER!!!!! Someone get me some of whatever Jess is drinking
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