I knew I shouldn't have taken this around the world flight. 127 hours flying time just doesn't justify the vacation at all.

I know that you're all on this plane with me and I should be grateful that I've got my Org friends here, but even you must admit that this flight is pretty damn long.

How's everybody else coping with the flight on Org Airlines?

Apparently the next movie that's going to start is 'Airport 77', Jeez, thanks. Hopefully, the in-flight lunch will be coming around in a moment.

How's everybody finding the in-flight magazine?

Oh great. The child in front of me's decided to play peek-a-boo with me. Should I humour her or ignore her. Once I start, who knows how long I'll be playing peek-a-boo with her?

i have to go to the bathroom but someone's been in there for the past half-hour, doing who-knows-what.

does pee-pee dance

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Well I need to go pee, too. But the trolley's blocking the aisle right now.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

So THAT'S what makes that white stream in a jet's wake!

Haystack said:

well, i've already tucked my single shoulder bag carry-on under the seat beside me and cranked open the tiny window shade. i love the view from up here, and despite the fact that my ears are popping madly and the ever-present rumble of engines under foot reminds me otherwise, i'm pretending i'm a bird soaring. i might catch a nap later but fortunately i brought jeffrey deaver's book 'a maiden's grave.' something for my head, plus i brought some music for later. where's the beverage lady? i'd love some tea.

MrJoker said:

ewwwww!!!!

I'm nicking up the back of the plane for a fag!

Who's joining me?

Is the engine meant to make that noise?

Hmm, the trolley dolly's don't look too worried, so it must be okay.

Wait... Should we be descending that quickly?

Oh damn, I'm such a nervous flyer.

doctormcmeekle said:

Haystack's flying tip No. 76: Don't forget to roll a condom over the smoke detector, so that you don't set it off.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

doctormcmeekle said:

me too. i want to see what the upper deck looks like. will we have to wear litle space suits to get outside to the smoking area?

althom said:

ah HA!

Haystack said:

You better play Peek-a-boo with my child or I'll tell the stewardess you were pretending to be asleep when she was demonstrating the safety procedures.

Btw, my childs name is Utterly-Butterly. Say hello.

Haystack said:

Okay!

I'll roll one over my head too, just to be doubly sure!

althom said:

Shoulda known it was you.

Masturbating in aeroplane toilets ought to be banned!

Still, at least you've joined the Mile-High-Lonely-Jerkoffs club.

Lleena said:

I Can't Believe It's Not Utterly Butterly!

XxAxX said:

If you like.

I'm dressing as a french maid.

OMG! Utterly-Butterly is waving at althom!

Haystack said:

HEY!!!!
Oh! I'm out of the toilet now! Just wait a few minutes for the funky smell to go though.

what the in flight movie anyway? stepehen king's 'the langoliers'? sounds interesting. what's that about?

Lleena said:

Hello little girl!

Haystack said:

I'm playing peek-a-boo with my inner child.

What a shite game.

XxAxX said:

looks out my window...oh shit. what's that thing on the left wing of the plane?

althom said:

She just said "Mum, who is that funny man and why is he waving at me?"

Does anyone know why there's a little girl poking her tounge out at me?

hello utterly what a nice little dolly you have there. is that chuckie from the movie? how sweet.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

It's okay, it's XxaxX having a fag!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo, etc...

I wonder who's flying this plane