*EDITOR'S NOTE

Dear Kind and Forgiving Readers,

The Daily Org would like to humbly apologize for the content of yesterday's edition. The opinions, smut and filth expressed in no way represent the opinions of The Daily Org. That column was written by an intern who was duly fired after I discovered:

a) the column, which was utter filth

b) sticky pictures of Kylie Minogue scattered all around his desk (and in the stall of the men's bathroom)


Please accept this sincerest of apologies as redress.

Your regularly scheduled Daily Org (featuring at least one recipe and home interior tip) will appear throughout the day.

-The Editor
[This message was edited Wed Jun 30 13:27:14 2004 by TheDailyOrg]

(Please send any and all bits of scandalous gossip and compromising photos via orgnote)

You don't happen to still have those sticky pics., do ya?

kylie...

RECIPE

Here is The Daily Org's very own recipe for SPOOKYMUFFINS.


Filling and Frosting
8 ounce cream cheese; softened
1 egg (egg safety)
1/3 cup sugar
Yellow and red food coloring
6 ounces chocolate chips

Cupcake - Muffin Recipe
3 cups flour
2 cups sugar
1/2 cup cocoa
2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 cup water
1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 teaspoons vanilla

Preparation time: 20 to 25 minutes

Baking time: 25 minutes

Utensils:
Measuring cups and spoons, cupcake muffin pans, paper cupcake liners, two small mixing bowls, electric mixer, mixing spoon, large mixing bowl, oven mitts.


Preheat oven to 350F. Line cupcake baking pans with paper cupcake liners.
In small mixing bowl, use electric mixer to combine cream cheese, egg and sugar. Blend in 2 drops yellow food coloring and 1 drop red food coloring, adding more coloring if necessary to reach desired shade. Use mixing spoon to stir in chocolate chips, set filling aside.

In large mixing bowl, combine flour, sugar, cocoa, baking soda and salt; set aside.

In second small mixing bowl, combine water, vegetable oil and vanilla. Add contents of small mixing bowl to large mixing bowl and stir with mixing spoon to combine.


Using mixing spoon or soup spoon, fill cupcake liners half full with cupcake batter, then place 1 teaspoon filling at center of each. As cupcake bakes, the batter will rise to surround the filling.

Wearing oven mitts, place cupcake pans in oven; bake approximately 25 minutes or until done. When done, wear oven mitts to remove pan from oven and turn off oven.

If desired, frost with orange icing or just let the orange filling ooze out as a surprise.




Drink with a nice tall glass of WHOLESOME, NON-SEXY milk.

TheDailyOrg said:

I like mine with heavy cream.

DECORATING TIP O' THE DAY

Put some sort of shades or dressing on your windows ladies, lest you have 9s, bkw, crazyhorse, althom, sinister, shausler, JDINTERACTIVE, namepeace, Coke Johnson et. al. ad nauseum as your own personal voyeurs.

LittlePill said:

Open letter to LittlePill:

Dear Pill - we'll have none of that lasvisciousness today.

If you see that dirty little intern around here, REPORT HIM. (To me, por favor, not the mods. We here at TheDaily believe in street justice.)

I HOPE TO NEVER HAVE TO SEE PICTURES OF KYLIE EVER AGAIN.

TheDailyOrg said:

You don't turn the key if you don't want the engine to start!
[This message was edited Wed Jun 30 12:48:46 2004 by LittlePill]

*DAILY POLL

Now accepting nominations for Most Wholesome Orger. That's Orger, not Ogre.

Please send noms via orgnote. It's going to be a new day here at the Org.

I smell Ms. Smartypants by a landslide!

TheDailyOrg said:

Shausler likes to watch too? Man we could have been hanging out a long time ago.....

TheDailyOrg said:

Im wholesome! I have denounced my whoresome ways!

Sinister said:

No more sammiches?????

DAMN, I guess I gotta find another KINKY ORGER to play with.....

The noms are in!

Vying for the title of Most Wholesome Orger are:

- MsSmartypants
- Sinister (?)
- fantasyislander
- Lleena
- Freespirit
- sosgemini
- EvilWhiteMale




We didn't pick 'em folks, you did. Vote now! Vote often!

In response to yesterday's poll, about who would win a rubber chicken fight or some such other filthy craziness, crazyhorse apparently proved his case and is the clear winner!

crazyhorse, come on over to our offices during normal working hours to pick up your prize (of a rubber chicken).

crazyhorse won the last poll, huh?

interesting.

i'm pretty wholesomeandsome

Open letter to TheFrog:

Dear Frog,

Your signature line automatically disqualifies you from any wholesome activities in this thread. Please shape up or ship out (and change your signature and that wanton avatar).

We're all about reforming today.

changed it just for you, Daily Org.

now am i wholesomeandsome enough for you?

Dear TheFrog,

It appears you have ignored our request and want to continue playing dirty.

We've dispatched security.

Soon you will be manhandled by two big beefy hairy men (Rupert and Otis, respectively).

Rupert and Otis love tall slim smart-asses, and all three of you will be able to act out that little emoticon in your new signature with vigor.

Have a wonderful evening.

Regards,

TheDailyOrg

Would that be Rupert Holmes and Otis Redding? And would this brutal act of male barberity be videotaped?
[This message was edited Wed Jun 30 13:45:39 2004 by Shiit4Brains]

*OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED THREAD OF THE DAY

We've looked and looked and finally come across a nice, wholesome thread.

Puppies!!, by the sweet and wholesome REDFEATHERS.

The Daily Org hasn't actually looked inside, but we are confident that no sexual filth can possibly be present with such a sweet topic.

Have a lovely read.

Shiit4Brains said:

if i've got anything to do with it, it'll be videotaped.

an exclusive for the Daily Org, perhaps. we all know after yesterday that the Daily Org has seedy inclinations.

TheDailyOrg said:

TheFrog said:

Will you be oiled up and nekkid!?

TheDailyOrg said:

Out of my deep respect for TheFrog, I would like to offer myself up
in his stead.

madartista said:

heh, heh.



i'm still manning the video though. could make a bit of cash online with that...

anastesiatalk2me said:

TheFrog said:

thass fine.

*THE FINE PRINT


The Daily Org is required to inform readers that any and all transactions conducted within the confines of this thread that result in financial benefit for any parties involved must include a 20% hosting fee (of said profit) to be paid in full to The Daily Org as a conduit fee. This includes broadcasting of sex acts, but in no way does this condone prostitution*.


Please see our Legal Department for specifics.



* - We'll just word it differently.

TheDailyOrg said:

Oh no u dint!

Grandfather clause, baby!