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Help me please My wife is away, I have an awful cold but am really bored. She wants a unit for our dining room but it's from Ikea.....should I venture in that hell hole today?
I will decide on a score from the first 10 votes or if this fucker dies on it's feet i'll sit on my ass anyway | |
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Sit on yer ass anyways. | |
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Nice ass, btw... | |
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 But I am bored as hell | |
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mdiver said: But I am bored as hellWith me online?  | |
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mdiver said: if this fucker dies on it's feet i'll sit on my ass anyway
Start sitting. The org is as slow as .....>insert slow joke HERE<.....anyways | |
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gooeythehamster said: mdiver said: if this fucker dies on it's feet i'll sit on my ass anyway
Start sitting. The org is as slow as .....>insert slow joke HERE<.....anyways yer nan | |
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mdiver said: yer nan ...used to ride a motorcycle... | |
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gooeythehamster said: mdiver said: yer nan ...used to ride a motorcycle...My nan would look bitchin' in black leather | |
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mdiver said: gooeythehamster said: ...used to ride a motorcycle...
My nan would look bitchin' in black leather I am sure. My nan looked a little like one of them two fat ladies on cycle. I loved her loads. | |
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gooeythehamster said: mdiver said: My nan would look bitchin' in black leather I am sure. My nan looked a little like one of them two fat ladies on cycle. I loved her loads. Correction. Love her loads (you know what I mean)  | |
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mdiver said: gooeythehamster said: I am sure. My nan looked a little like one of them two fat ladies on cycle. I loved her loads. Correction. Love her loads (you know what I mean) Ah. true. Love never dies. | |
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gooeythehamster said: mdiver said: Correction. Love her loads (you know what I mean) Ah. true. Love never dies. Tadaaaa and everyone thinks I talk bullshit | |
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mdiver said: and everyone thinks I talk bullshit
Not all of the time, anyways. Who's everyone anyways? | |
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gooeythehamster said: mdiver said: and everyone thinks I talk bullshit
Not all of the time, anyways. Who's everyone anyways? Just a term, my brother does but he is a twat | |
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mdiver said: gooeythehamster said: Not all of the time, anyways. Who's everyone anyways? Just a term, my brother does but he is a twat And he aint as sexy as you, I am sure. My brother is a kewl dude. He collect European graphic novels and keramics. He knows loads of antiques. | |
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gooeythehamster said: mdiver said: Just a term, my brother does but he is a twat And he aint as sexy as you, I am sure. My brother is a kewl dude. He collect European graphic novels and keramics. He knows loads of antiques. My brother is a serial spender and is constantly 20k in debt plus his lazy wife gave up work and he then persuaded her to have a baby even though she does not want one. TWAT | |
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mdiver said: gooeythehamster said: And he aint as sexy as you, I am sure. My brother is a kewl dude. He collect European graphic novels and keramics. He knows loads of antiques. My brother is a serial spender and is constantly 20k in debt plus his lazy wife gave up work and he then persuaded her to have a baby even though she does not want one. TWAT Family. Don't start. Irritated by them, still love them though. Weird things; families. | |
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gooeythehamster said: mdiver said: My brother is a serial spender and is constantly 20k in debt plus his lazy wife gave up work and he then persuaded her to have a baby even though she does not want one. TWAT Family. Don't start. Irritated by them, still love them though. Weird things; families. Tell me about it, my sister is a diamond though | |
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mdiver said: gooeythehamster said: Family. Don't start. Irritated by them, still love them though. Weird things; families. Tell me about it, my sister is a diamond though I have TWO sisters and one brother. As we say in Holland; we all got a hit from the (spokes?) of the windmil..... Meaning we all are a bit... extraordinary... | |
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gooeythehamster said: mdiver said: Tell me about it, my sister is a diamond though I have TWO sisters and one brother. As we say in Holland; we all got a hit from the (spokes?) of the windmil..... Meaning we all are a bit... extraordinary... That phrase is so Dutch but extraordinary is good in my opinion | |
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mdiver said: extraordinary is good in my opinion
I should have said quirky then. | |
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Have you two fixed my computer yet?
No, so stop chatting and get back to it!!!!  | |
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