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For reasons that, so far, seem to elude physicians & scientists alike, whenever I fart, it smells like fresh roses.
My doctor has stated to me, (off the record) that I shouldn't rule out the possibility that it may due to the idea that I may very well be the much prophesized Second Coming.
However, as it is evidenced by the sloppy, sloth-riddened girth of my fat ass (induced in major part by the amount of my life that I've wasted sitting on it in front of the computer, emptily commiseratin' with my fellow orgers, posting girlfight videos on youtube & downloading onion-booty porn) I am not a person who shoulders responsibility all too well. Let alone leading an entire worldwide community out of sin.
Therefore,
I'm hoping that this enigmatic flatuent dilema o' mine is not a Divine bestowary & is somehow more of a result of my diet.
Otherwise,
I'm screwed.
As would be all of you.
Because, lemme tell you something,
if my pimp-ass is gonna go down ( or in this case, the proper term may be "up"),
I'm taking as many of you fuckers with me as I can.
I can guarantee y'all, this time around,
there ain't gonna be none of this "Forgive them for they know not what they do" bullshit. |
| Name: | The Mighty Celestial |
| Location: | Alnilam, 2nd Star in the Orion Belt |
| E-mail: | (Not disclosed, but click here
to mail through prince.org!) |
| Hobbies: | None.
My hobbies always seem to turn into really bad habits.
Fr'instance,
I used to enjoy grooming cats.
Which eventually led me to becoming addicted to performing liposuction on them.
And the thing is, the great majority of the time, they don't really need it. They're not that fat. And besides, their fur usually hides most of the celluite, anyways.
The only reason I keep doing it is because I'm preverse, and that has got to stop. |
| Favorite albums: | My top 10 favorite Prince albums:
10. Chaos & Disorder,
9. Pandemonium ( Yeah, I know it's actually a Time album. But, since Prince wrote most of it & since it's my list, then fuck it. I'm gonna include it. Plus, if you don't agree with me, too bad. There's nothing you can really do about it, ya buncha nerds.),
8. Ultimate Prince (disc 2),
7. Controversy,
6. The Hits/B-Sides,
5. Sign 'O' The Times,
4. Around The World In A Day,
3. Black Album,
2. 1999,
1. Purple Rain |
| Favorite songs: | My top 10 favorite Prince tunages:
10. Let's Go Crazy
9. Computer Blue
8. Hello
7. Beautiful Ones
6. Do Me Baby
5. Something In The Water (Does Not Compute)
4. Lady Cab Driver
3. 17 Days
2. When Doves Cry
1. Erotic City |
Favorite (other)
artists: | God |
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