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how do you shag a mermaid? mermaids get me hot!! .. and i met this cute one the other day... things are going swimmingly (hehe) between us... but i'm just not quite sure how to... well ..you know... any ideas? | |
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what u should be askin, duckie, is...does mermaid coochie smell like fish?
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she lays her eggs on the ocean floor then you come around and fertilize them... My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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There's a hole on the fin you just gotta look, god I swear you men can never find the right hole. | |
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Paisley said: There's a hole on the fin you just gotta look, god I swear you men can never find the right hole.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Paisley said: There's a hole on the fin you just gotta look, god I swear you men can never find the right hole.
:LOL: :LOL: | |
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Fuck her up the ass!
That 2nd one looks like Cher. | |
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Paisley said: There's a hole on the fin you just gotta look, god I swear you men can never find the right hole.
Classic response,LMAO... | |
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I know this is silly, but I always imagined there was a hole in the front (like most female fish), near the top, just like human women. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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I don't suppose mermaids have blowholes, do they? | |
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TRON said: I don't suppose mermaids have blowholes, do they?
they've got noses like we do, i suppose | |
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TRON said: Fuck her up the ass!
and where exactly would that be? | |
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So I said, “How about a little head?” | |
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crazyhorse said: So I said, “How about a little head?” good one | |
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INSATIABLE said: I know this is silly, but I always imagined there was a hole in the front (like most female fish), near the top, just like human women.
nope... i checked | |
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ufoclub said: she lays her eggs on the ocean floor then you come around and fertilize them...
This is what I thought too. | |
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applekisses said: ufoclub said: she lays her eggs on the ocean floor then you come around and fertilize them...
This is what I thought too. but how? .. and i don't really wish to reproduce... it's purely pleasure that i'm after | |
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i always wondered that... never understood why sailors would look for mermaids... what the hell were were they going to do with them once they got them?
they were probably all just loaded on rum and looking at ducks in the water, thinking they were the head of a mermaid way off in the distance... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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TRON said:[quote]Fuck her up the ass!
Yea, She's Gotta Shit from Somewhere !!! F we az a People R not.......
Then we az a people should B..... UNITED 4 LOVE THUMPER | |
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cborgman said: i always wondered that... never understood why sailors would look for mermaids...
it's probably because they have that thing that sailors look for in a lover... a pulse | |
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Here ya go mrbliss,shag away...
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crazyhorse said: [color=green:85fccc665e:9d52005da1]Here ya go mrbliss,shag away.[color=blue:85fccc665e:9d52005da1]..
For years manufacturers have strived to make the ultimate hands free masturbation device for men. We think they are getting pretty close with this, the latest toy on the market. The Mermaid Automatic Penis Stroker has a realistic soft entrance that is very, very tight. The shaft has a multi-speed stroking mechanism that rides up and down your shaft or head. As good as any hand job. Turn on the vibrations and you will be coming in no time at all. GOOD LUCK ... .. damn...you people crack me up | |
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Paisley said: There's a hole on the fin you just gotta look, god I swear you men can never find the right hole.
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Sometimes we shag like this... | |
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