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Thread started 06/15/15 8:57am

2freaky4church
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Is there a shittier band than 5 Seconds Of Summer?

Fuckin ick:

Take that Nirvana shirt off pussy! Brit fucks.

What the fuck is wrong with England? Quit sending us your pretty boy trash.

This is punk you wankers:

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

This rocks tooooop:

Youuuuuuuuuuuu dieeeeeeeeeee

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #1 posted 06/15/15 9:06am

TheGoldStandar
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But they're so pretty and racially unidentifable... and Australian... fight the real enemy.

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Reply #2 posted 06/15/15 9:10am

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Australia? Figures. haha

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Reply #3 posted 06/15/15 9:12am

Identity

One Direction ranks pretty high on the Suck Meter. In fact, the meter needle is almost no longer visible.

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Reply #4 posted 06/15/15 9:27am

novabrkr

Why do they sound like they are small children that are about to cry?

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Reply #5 posted 06/15/15 11:18am

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novabrkr said:

Why do they sound like they are small children that are about to cry?

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They are appealing to their target demographic. I saw them "live" on "Good Morning America" and it was so fascinating. Utter shit but fascinating shit. They are so pretty you almost look past how fake the whole thing is. 5 Seconds of Success.

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Reply #6 posted 06/15/15 12:35pm

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utter shite smile

She Believed in Fairytales and Princes, He Believed the voices coming from his stereo

If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?
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Reply #7 posted 06/16/15 2:06am

novabrkr

Shit.

Wasn't there some other pseudo-punk boyband 5-10 years ago with a singer that looked pretty much the same? Can't remember the name of the band anymore.

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Reply #8 posted 06/16/15 3:27am

novabrkr

Found 'em. They were called "Busted".



They've most likely copied the whole concept from them. The "frontman" looks like the most popular guy in the school and then there are two "sidemen", one with the nerdier voice and the other the supposedly more punky guy that might have heard Sex Pistols once or twice.

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Reply #9 posted 06/16/15 8:57am

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I feel the same way about Janet Jackson. That woman can NOT sing. Hell, she can't play an instrument. She just...can't.

These boy bands aren't great, but the can semi-sing.

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Reply #10 posted 06/16/15 10:29am

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I don't know if they're the shittiest band, but I love this thread title so much!! Thanks for the lol !

"She made me glad to be a man"
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Reply #11 posted 06/16/15 12:41pm

dancerella

What about Moron 5?
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Reply #12 posted 06/16/15 2:37pm

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Blixical said:

I feel the same way about Janet Jackson. That woman can NOT sing. Hell, she can't play an instrument. She just...can't.

These boy bands aren't great, but the can semi-sing.

Janet is no Whitney when it comes to raw vocal ability but she can sing just fine. She's average when it comes to physical singing but can convey emotions very well with her minimalist voice. Basically, she makes the absolute best with what she's got and that overshadows her weakness as well as having other strengths which also compensate.
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Reply #13 posted 06/17/15 8:39am

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Why not six seconds?

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Reply #14 posted 06/17/15 9:08am

JoeTyler

pick up any teen solo artist-band of the last 25 years...with the exception of the BSB

tinkerbell
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Reply #15 posted 06/17/15 9:23am

Empress

Never heard of the band or the song - I guess I'm lucky!
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Reply #16 posted 06/17/15 10:50am

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You were lucky.

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Reply #17 posted 06/17/15 10:50am

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To be fair to them, some of you all mock Nirvana and they are the shit.

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Reply #18 posted 06/17/15 11:10am

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Did they claim to be punk? I hope not! They sound like a typical boy band. They have really annoying voices. The only one that sounded semi-okay was the bassist.

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Reply #19 posted 06/17/15 1:22pm

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Unbelievably they won Best New International Newcomer in the Kerrang awards last year.

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She Believed in Fairytales and Princes, He Believed the voices coming from his stereo

If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?
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Reply #20 posted 06/17/15 2:21pm

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Plunk.

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Reply #21 posted 06/17/15 4:59pm

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They're not worse than Maroon 5 or almost everything else in Top 40 right now.I'm not going to listen to their new song you posted but M5's This Summer's Gonna Hurt life a Motherfucker is worse than 5SOS's She Looks So Perfect. 2002 was the last year of radio and MTV I could stomach.

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