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Thread started 05/03/15 2:15am

Adorecream

Most ratchet song lyrix! Post here.

I was watching this video about Camden being the biggest ghetto in America and it showed pictures of run down row houses built in like 1847 and been neglected since 1947 and they played this song in the background by some one hit wonder called Crucial conflict.

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It had a pretty cool melody, but it was all about smoking dope in a barn and full of the usual hos and bitches and wanna be thug lyrics. The song dates from 1996, but they still make music like it today. He ends up having sex with a big girl because she has a book of foodstamps which they can use, because they have some munchies.

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It sounds like a bad Bone THugs rip off. Here are the lyix, you be the judge on how ratchet these are.

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"Hay"

Sittin on a quarter 'p of hay
Thangs is feelin good today.
I'm tore up,from the floor up
Sippin on some crown royal.
Trippin,in a circle of wood
Where everybody smoke they own bud.
Good ole' hay
How you feel today?
Fine,blowed and dandy.
Silly like i'm hype off candy.
Gotta big,thick chic named sandy.
In the farm in the middle of the barn
Where everybody's feelin crazy.
I went to visit granny's house.
Now i see why don't nobody leave.
We constantly,constantly,constantly smokin b's.
Too blitzed to even shake it off
But i still got my head up.
Coldhard finna go in the back of the barn
And get my big black peter sucked
Pass the hay you silly slut,
Blaze it up so i can hit that bud.
Git me zoned and i'll be on.
Cuz i love to smoke upon hay.

[chorus]
Smokin on
Haaayy in the middle of the barn.
Smokin on
Haaayy in the middle of the barn.

The hay got me goin through a stage
And i just can't get enough.
Smokin everyday
I got some hay
And you know i'm finna roll it up.
Make a cloud
I'm gonna take my mind away from all the
Bullcrap.
Bump my sounds
Lay back and roll
Mack to the freaks that's on the road.
Sometimes i wonder
When i was blowed on the streets.
Anybody wanna step to me,
I'ma see how rough they be.
In this session,manifesting
On myp's and q's
Never snooze cause i refuse.
Inhale,exhale the smell.
Smokin hay all by myself.
Wildstle,laughin loud.
Wit my homies by my side.
If somethin jump off let it ride
On my square when time is live.
Everybody throw it up
Go to the barn and get some hay.
When i get my choke on.
Fool you know i'm smokin on......

Hay now hay
We smokin up hay in the middle of the barn
And i'm lit up
Can't get up
My eyes are red
And my head is spinnin.
Took another pull
Ridin red bull
Got the goofies, can't stop grinnin.
Got a posse full of hoes playin in my braids
And we bout to get in em.
Over yonder is the barn where the pals be at
And everything funny.
Gotta pause some nigga tryin' to blow my high
Smokin all that hay with no money.
Now truly this bitch wanna do me
So i hit the 151bacardi
She high like the sun
Thick like cornbread,and i'm ready to party.
That hay got me so gotdamn horny
But i don't like that tramp.
The only reason I'm poppin that coochie
cause the hoe had a book of foodstamps.
And i got the munchies
I need soul food.
Collard greens or pinto beans. (Ratchet ass shit right there razz )
If you smoke hay like the conflict do,
Then you know what the hell i mean.

[chorus]

Rollin down the block
Car full of flies and the flies tried to rise up out dat dorr crack.
Got my niggas in the barn smokin on that
Hay stack
Back up on the scene from smokin herb,
I creeped up on the wall and all i heard.
Was a bud of mine who dropped a needle in
The hay
With a funky dime word.
Couldn't be myself
Couldn't smoke wit nobody else
If i didn't pass it to the left.
Nigga would have lost my breath.
Open up the window 'fore i fall and faint
But i can't
Cause i roll around in dat barn ride.
Rollin up the hootie hoo
Roughest skin roller on dat west side.
Nigga come on in
I got some hay
Won't you close dat barn door
Nigga what you let them flies out for?
Ain't nobody to rich, we poor.
Lettin all the contact smoke up in the barn
The flies keep us chokin.
Thank you jesus christ
For all the hay you're givin us
Cause we'll keep on smokin'.

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Seriously by 1996, this was sonme country ass gangsta shit. The video had them all with braids and niggas with overalls on and gold teeth and all that gee look.

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Anyone else got some ratchet song lyrics?

Got some kind of love for you, and I don't even know your name
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Reply #1 posted 05/03/15 3:13am

purplethunder3
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #2 posted 05/04/15 9:20am

ScarletScandal

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Smokin awn.....
HAAAAAYYYYY in da middle of da ba-aaarrrrnnnn lol
I was in middle school when this came out. I only remember the hook cuz I thought it was catchy lol
Now, I can't remember the song title, but the lyrics had something to do with "snakes and little Debbie cakes" or something, and ya'll ripped that shit apart on here lol
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Reply #3 posted 05/10/15 11:25pm

Gunsnhalen

''I'll eat a n.. ass like an Almond Joy''

''I opened up her pussy and she had a Lionel Richie mustache. I said Hello and we did it All Night Long''

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce

Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive
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Reply #4 posted 05/11/15 12:09am

DerekH

ScarletScandal said:

Smokin awn..... HAAAAAYYYYY in da middle of da ba-aaarrrrnnnn lol I was in middle school when this came out. I only remember the hook cuz I thought it was catchy lol Now, I can't remember the song title, but the lyrics had something to do with "snakes and little Debbie cakes" or something, and ya'll ripped that shit apart on here lol

I remember this song because it had a sample from the Funkadelic song "I'll Stay" .

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Reply #5 posted 05/11/15 3:10am

nd33

*Rat shit

Music, sweet music, I wish I could caress and...kiss, kiss...
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